Darkenstein 3D
DinnerRevealer's Progress
Finders Keepers
5 secrets found.
Detective Hobo
10 secrets found.
Shadow Crawler
25 secrets found.
Master Finder
Find 50 secrets.
Tackle Bell
Ding! Order up: Land your first headshot.
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 6:18 PM
Headshot Amateur
Advanced cranial ventilation.
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 6:23 PM
King of Ding
100 holes in heads.
Dr. Headache
500 Headshots. So much pain.
Class of '92
1,992 headshots. Welcome to the old school.
Greedless
End a level without picking up any treasure.
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 6:51 PM
First Blood
First kill. No regerts!
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 6:19 PM
Murder Entrepreneur
25 total kills. Blasted!
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 6:24 PM
Meat Market
100 kills. Fresh produce—served bloody.
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sent Them All To Hell
666 kills. Behold Eternal Suffering.
Final Offensive
1945 kills. The war is won.
The Dalmatian Thief
101 treasures found.
Desperate For A Bathroom Break?
Complete the first level in under 3 minutes.
Germaniac
Kill all enemies in a single level.
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 6:24 PM
Blazkowicz Would Be Proud
Loot all treasure in a single level.
Clean Slate
Complete a level after killing all its enemies, collecting all its loot, and uncovering all its secrets.
Homicidal Rant
Kill 15 enemies within a single activation of Homicidal Rant.
One-Man Chorus Line
Kick 50 enemies to death.
Rat Pack
Kill 50 enemies that are stunned by Mr. Rat.
Propane Accessories
Kill 100 enemies with the flamethrower.
Thunder Kiss ‘65
Kill 65 enemies with electrical attacks.
Demonoid Phenomenon
Kill 100 zombies.
Bonestorm
Defeat 10 skeletons with grenades or the Panzerfaust.
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bye Bye Deutschland Pie
Eat 25 pies.
Beer Stein
Drink 100 beers.
James May Award
Eat 5 portions of cheese to increase your maximum health.
Aardwolf
Swim, Swim, Hungry
Unlocked 17 Dec 2025 at 6:52 PM
Leben-Tod
Uber-FAIL
Not Bad For A Human
Won’t You Come Home, Franz Brauder?
The Place I Used To Call ‘Fatherland'
Complete the game on Medium difficulty or higher.