Selaco
DinnerRevealer's Progress
NotEvenRemotelyFair.WAD
Die within 5 seconds of starting a game on Selaco Must Fall difficulty
Marathon Runner
Take 15,000 steps in a single Campaign save
Unlocked 1 Apr 2025 at 10:42 PM
Reporting for duty!
Suit up
Unlocked 21 Mar 2025 at 8:41 PM
Safe Heaven
Unlock your first Safe Room
Unlocked 25 Mar 2025 at 12:24 AM
Pub Brawl
Start an argument at The Broken Seal
Unlocked 1 Apr 2025 at 10:42 PM
Power Overwhelming
Daily Bonus
Claim a free daily drink at the Mall
Unlocked 4 Apr 2025 at 10:37 PM
Little Plushy Man
Safely return Wilson the Bear to Dawn's home
AFK
Spend 1 hour inside a 'Xen Wellness Center' sauna without interruption
Crime Averted
Save a fish from suffocation
Myth, busted!
Cause a toilet to explode without using explosives
Humiliation!
Defeat a Juggernaut with your fists
Death Incarnate
Kill 1,000 Enemies
Unlocked 9 Apr 2025 at 9:23 PM
Buddy System
Buddy-up with Jonathan
Unlocked 8 Apr 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sharp and Shiny
Obtain all upgrades for a single weapon
Sharp Shooter
Land a Headshot Kill from at least 70 meters away
Unlocked 3 Apr 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gwyn Simp
Spend at least 5000 Selver in a single Gwyn Machine session
Unionize!
Get 100 Minimum-Wagers in Burger Flipper
Humanity's Second Chance
Reach the streets
Unlocked 2 Apr 2025 at 12:21 AM
Homecoming
Visit Dawn's home
Unlocked 2 Apr 2025 at 9:03 PM
Death Toll
Unlocked 9 Apr 2025 at 9:12 PM
Paper Forever
Fight through the Liancria Office Complex
Unlocked 3 Apr 2025 at 9:42 PM
Game Over!
DPS LFG
Obtain 1200 DPS at the Shooting Range in Punching Bag mode
Overkill
Kill an enemy with your Fists while having a Bunny Hopper, Protein Shake and Confidence Booster active
Save the World, bro!
Reach Level 10 in SPACE BRO
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
Trigger a Trash Tornado
Mozzarella Miracle!
Get very lucky by finding a full box of pizza
Embrace The Chaos
Complete Chapter 1 in Special Campaign
Strongbox
Unlock an Encounter Chest in Special Campaign