Human Resource Machine
Brin's Progress
Green Optimization Award
green path fully optimized
Blue Optimization Award
blue path fully optimized
Orange Optimization Award
orange path fully optimized
Social Engineer
ask all bosses to tell you more
Queen of Inefficiency
solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of steps required by the speed challenge
King of Verbosity
solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge
Career Milestone 1
coffee time
Unlocked 13 May 2017 at 11:08 PM
Career Milestone 2
employee morale insertion
Unlocked 13 May 2017 at 11:47 PM
Career Milestone 3
sabbatical beach
Unlocked 16 May 2017 at 7:48 PM
Career Milestone 4
midnight petroleum
Career Milestone 5
where's carol?
Career Milestone 6
end program
Glorious Failure: Overflow
attempt to generate a number that is too big to store in green boxes
Glorious Failure: Out of Bounds
attempt to read or write with a tile on the floor that does not exist
Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust
solve a puzzle for a specific set of inputs, while still failing with other possible inputs
Unlocked 13 May 2017 at 11:56 PM
Excellent Instruction Follower
all levels complete. congratulations.