Caves of Qud

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.

On the Rocks

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.

Your Better Half

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.

You Are Becoming

You Became

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.

Metal Pedal

You Are What You Eat

Shoot.

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.

So Powerful is the Charm of Words

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.

Tongue in Cheek

Footloose

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

Oathbreaker

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Synolymb

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.

Hole Like a Head

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.

Psst.

That Was Nice

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Cosmo-Chrononaut

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Aaaaaaaaargh!

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.

Star-Eye Esper

The Quasar Mind

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.

Glimmer of Truth

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

From Thyn Heres Shaken the Wet and Olde Lif

All Those Who Wander

The Recitation of the Drowning of Eudoxia by the Witches of Moonhearth

A Clammy Reception

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.

You Recame

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

Aetalag

I-

Wink out of existence.

*gulp*

Jeweled Dusk

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.

Dawnglider

Become auroral.

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.

Red Rock Hazing Ritual

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.

Decoding the Signal

The Earl of Omonporch

A Call to Arms

Pax Klanq, I Presume?

Tomb of the Eaters

The Golem

Reclamation

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

All the Leaves are Grey

Rainbow Reading

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Heat Death

Oops

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Bricks Can Be Thrown, Too

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Else

The History

The Tragedy

The Sonnet

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.

We Are Starfreight

Klanq Puff at Sun

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.

Seraphic Covenant

The Dusted Cosmos

Seraphic Heresy

The Tillage of the Noosphere

Ungyre

Delight in the Abundance of Peace

Zayin