Viscera Cleanup Detail
Brin's Progress
Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately
Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
You're Fired!
Get fired!
Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets
Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items
Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats
Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten
Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings
Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints
Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level
Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level
Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level
Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level
Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level
One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels
Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level
Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office
Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level
Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools
The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level
Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level
Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level
Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon