The Farmer Was Replaced
Brin's Progress
Acrobat
Do a flip.
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Feels Good
Pet the piggy.
Master Acrobat
Do 1000 flips.
Hello World
Run your first program.
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Error
Cause a runtime error.
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Infinite Loop
Create an infinite loop.
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Fashionable
Equip a new hat.
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Bushes
Plant a bush.
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Carrots
Plant carrots.
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Trees
Plant a tree.
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Sunflowers
Plant a sunflower
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Cacti
Plant a cactus.
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Maze
Spawn a maze.
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Dinosaurs
Equip the dinosaur hat.
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Pumpkins
Plant a pumpkin.
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What now?
Unlock everything.
Megafarm
Use multiple drones.
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Swarm
Use 32 drones at once.
It Grew
Expand the farm
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Big Farm
Reach the maximum farm size.
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Giant Pumpkin
Harvest a 32x32 pumpkin.
Fashion Show
Equip 5 different hats on 5 drones.
Long Dinosaur
Have a dinosaur that fills the entire farm.
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Size Matters
Get a dinosaur to length 1000.
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Treasure Hunter
Solve a maze that fills the whole farm.
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Recycling
Reuse the same maze 300 times.
Competitive Farming
Get on a leaderboard.
Full Automation
Get on the full reset leaderboard.
Hay Farmer
Farm 1000 hay.
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Wood Farmer
Farm 1000 wood.
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Carrot Farmer
Farm 1000 carrots.
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Power Farmer
Farm 1000 power.
Pumpkin Farmer
Farm 1000 pumpkins.
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Gold Farmer
Farm 1000 gold.
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Cactus Farmer
Farm 1000 cacti.
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Bone Farmer
Farm 1000 bones.
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Big Hay Farmer
Farm 1 billion hay.
Big Wood Farmer
Farm 1 billion wood.
Big Carrot Farmer
Farm 1 billion carrots.
Big Power Farmer
Farm 100000 power.
Big Pumpkin Farmer
Farm 100 million pumpkins.
Big Cactus Farmer
Farm 100 million cacti.
Big Gold Farmer
Farm 100 million gold.
Big Bone Farmer
Farm 100 million bones.
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Wrong Order
Sort a full field of cacti the wrong way round.
Mud Farm
Water the entire farm above water level 0.5.
Healer
Cure an infected plant.
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Circular Import
Create an import cycle.
Higher-Order Programming
Pass a function as an argument to a function.
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Stack Overflow
Cause a stack overflow.
Chaos
Have 20 code windows open.
Dino Master
Farm 1 million bones in 1 minute.
Maze Master
Farm 2 million gold in 1 minute.
Hay Master
Farm 200 million hay in 1 minute.
Carrot Master
Farm 200 million carrots in 1 minute.
Wood Master
Farm 1 billion wood in 1 minute.
Sunflower Master
Farm 12000 power in 1 minute.
Pumpkin Master
Farm 20 million pumpkins in 1 minute.
Cactus Master
Farm 20 million cacti in 1 minute.