Death and Taxes

Fate's Pet

Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat

The Sacrifice

Make It Rain

Get a raise

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal

Rulebender

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers

Armageddon

Utopia

This Is Fine

Benefactor

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Insubordinate

The Great Dying

Long Live The King

I'll Be Back

Ouroboros

Darwin Award

Begin Again

Start a New Game+

Treehugger

Cure Cancer

Stonks

War Changes

Global Warming

Plague Doctor

Back To The Roots

Total War

Infinitarium

Get all endings

Development Hell

Much Love

Lemons

EGG

Goodest Ending

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Yot

Press the Discord button

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer