His Winningness
Win one game.
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True Royalty
Beat the game on King difficulty.
Cheapskate
Save 999+ gold in a single run.
King of the Hill
Get your base to level 9.
Tower Defense
Win a run without using troops.
Like Sardines
Get 99 units in a plot.
Sir Spends-a-Lot
Buy 9 cards in a single run.
So You Think You Can Speedrun
Beat the game in under 9 minutes.
Beefed Up
Have one plot deal 999999+ damage.
Crossboar
Have a Ballista mount a Boar.
Alibaba
Get 40 Thieves in a single plot.
Die Hard
Survive until year 99.
Ratticus the First
Get a Lab Rat to level 99.
Decked up
Have 9 cards in your hand.
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King of Recycling
Throw 9 cards into the pit in a single run.
Esoteric
Have one troop with 9 enchantments.
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Wonderwall
Have 9 Wallmakers in your kingdom.
Just One More
Re-roll 9 times in a single screen.
Kings Without Borders
Unlock every plot in a run.
Edgelord
Put your base in the front FRONT line.
One Dollar Short
Get to a Merchant encounter with 29 gold.
Meatgrinder
Have a Mangler destroy a troop plot entirely.
Piece of Cake
Win the final battle in less than 5 seconds.
Suicide Squad
Have 99 Bombers in a single plot.
King of Nothing Left to Do
Max level all plots in a run.
Toxic Relationship
Declare war and peace with the same king in a run.
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Crownmaxxing
Get a king to level 9.
Flush... Kinda
Have 5 cards of the same king in your hand.
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Double Double Double Dragon
Have 9 Dragon's Dens in your kingdom.
Mass Migration
Use Migration 9 times in a run.
Mountception
Have a Boar ride a Raptor.
Timerelapse
Travel back in time 3 times in a run.
Nobel Prize
Be at peace with all enemy kings simutaneously.
The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Enemy
Be at war against all kings simultaneously.
King of Kings
Beat king difficulty with all kings.
Your Grindness
Get all the 9 kings to level 9.
Agnostic
Have one unit with 9 different Enchantments.
Wall Street
Have Vaults on all your unlocked plots except for your base.
Suburban King
Place 9 copies of the exact same card on 9 different plots.
For Scraps
Earthwork a Broken Cabulator.
Meh, Whatever
Throw all your cards into the pit in year 33.
Babel
Have one card of each king on your kingdom.
Boared to Death
Have a Boar with over 99999 HP.
Self-Sufficient
Win a run on King difficulty with no perks.
Spoiled:
Pay 999+ gold for one re-roll.
The Spire Slays
Have 9 Spires in your kingdom
Stardew Kingdom
Have 4 farms around one troop.
Global Warmer
Destroy 9 Forests in a single run. *Protect your local forest in real life.
Cold, Cold Heart
Have a unit with 9 stacks of Frost.
Flash Mob
Have 999 mob troops on a single plot.
Adventurer
Complete a quest on Quest Mode.
Bounty Hunter
Complete 9 quests on Quest Mode.
Voyager
Discover all 9 regions on Quest Mode.
Time Bender
Travel to a negative year.
