Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Zandra's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 23 Jun 2014 at 4:59 PM
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 23 Jun 2014 at 4:43 PM
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 23 Jun 2014 at 4:50 PM
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 23 Jun 2014 at 4:54 PM
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Breaking The Mold
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool