You Suck But That's Okay
Practice Makes Perfect
More Practice Makes More Perfect
Perfection is Overrated Anyway
Achieve Enlightenment
Perseverance
Death from All of the Above
Using your Head
Die by hitting the ceiling too hard.
Tutorial Master
Get all the gold in the Solo Introduction
Novice
Beat the entire top row of Solo Episodes
Adept
Beat the entire middle row of Solo Episodes
Master
Beat the entire bottom row of Solo Episodes
Ninja
Beat the entire expert row of Solo Episodes
No-Death Novice
Beat an episode from the top row without dying.
No-Death Adept
Beat an episode from the middle row without dying.
No-Death Master
Beat an episode from the bottom row without dying.
All-Gold Novice
Earn an all-gold badge in an episode from the top row
All-Gold Adept
Earn an all-gold badge in an episode from the middle row
All-Gold Master
Earn an all-gold badge in an episode from the bottom row
Co-operation Makes It Happen
Beat an entire column of Co-op episodes.
Speedy
Beat an entire column of Race episodes.
Rocket Murder Time
Kill another player using a rocket 5 times in a single MP Race episode.
Memories
Beat an entire column of Race Legacy episodes.
Nostalgia
Beat an entire column of Solo Legacy episodes.
Good Times
Beat an entire column of Co-op Legacy episodes.
Voyeur
Watch a highscore replay.
Hardcore Novice
Beat an entire Hardcore Story
Hardcore Adept
Beat 10 Hardcore Stories
Hardcore Master
Complete All Hardcore Stories
Golden
Get all of the All-Gold badges in every page of Solo
Clever
Ultimate Ninja
Get everything in Solo mode
Completionist
Get everything in the Ultimate Edition of the game
