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mindcavity's Progress
Made man
Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
OG
They accept you as you are.
Born to be wild
Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
While there is still no wall
...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Cat person
Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
One for the team
And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Slav squat
And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Ice ice baby!
Just chill out.
La Cucaracha
He has a large family to support.
Someone should debug this game
...and you just did that!
Use the back door
Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Secret sauce
This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Fahrenheit 451
Who knows where it comes from?
Raging Bull
If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
No heaven for you
He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Weapon of mass destruction
And still some dream about having one.
Fetch
And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Adiós Muchachos
Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
...And Justice for All
Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Rated R
Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Sword fight
This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Amelia Earhart
Could it be real?
Have a blast
Well done, Mr. Bond.
You've always wanted to do this
Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Chasing pavements
I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Compulsive ticketer
You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Run Kelly, Run!
Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Among thieves
That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Gotta catch'em all
Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.
First time is not a crime
It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Sticky fingers
Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Money talks
After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.