Goat Simulator
mindcavity's Progress
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 29 Mar 2014 at 12:23 AM
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 29 Mar 2014 at 12:27 AM
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
Unlocked 26 Oct 2014 at 5:26 PM
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 2 Apr 2014 at 9:44 PM
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 2 Apr 2014 at 9:17 PM
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 26 Oct 2014 at 5:40 PM
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 26 Oct 2014 at 5:31 PM
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
Unlocked 26 Oct 2014 at 5:42 PM
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Don't Panic
srsly
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 26 Oct 2014 at 5:41 PM
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 26 Oct 2014 at 5:55 PM
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
BFF
Lick a friend
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen
Jörgen.
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
I am Bread
Are you bread?
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.