Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
mindcavity's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 6:47 AM
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 4 Feb 2014 at 8:01 PM
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 27 Jan 2014 at 8:11 PM
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 27 Jan 2014 at 8:12 PM
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 7:05 AM
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 31 Jan 2014 at 11:00 PM
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 31 Jan 2014 at 11:02 PM
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 7:41 AM
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 7:37 AM
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 7:51 AM
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 7:58 AM
Breaking The Mold
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 7:59 AM
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 7:43 AM
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool