South Park™: The Stick of Truth™
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New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 5:44 PM
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 6:44 PM
KKK Hero
Elven Hero
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 11:07 PM
Nonconformist
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 9:54 PM
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Inside Joke
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 11:53 PM
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
Face Hoff
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 5:39 PM
Acceptance
Unlocked 11 Mar 2014 at 5:07 AM
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 10:19 PM
Two Girls, One Stick
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Outpatient
Perverted
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 11 Mar 2014 at 7:08 AM
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 6:06 PM
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Apr 2014 at 2:21 AM
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Mar 2014 at 7:06 AM
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 9:52 PM
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 11:42 PM
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 11:50 PM
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
Stick Savior
Unlocked 6 Apr 2014 at 3:09 AM
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
Too Far
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 5:38 PM
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 5:52 PM
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Apr 2014 at 9:51 PM
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.