Grindstone
mindcavity's Progress
Slaughterhouse 5 (200 times)
Kill 1000 Creeps
If It Bleeds, You Can Kill It
Kill 10000 Creeps
The Journey Begins
Complete Level 1
Survive the Bombsequences
Survived your first boss
Humerus Achievement
Defeat SkjellyKjing
Shrub it Off
Defeat Creepzïlla
It's Been a Blast
Defeat MekkaMortie
You're In a Cult, Call Your Dad
Defeat Jjurk-Creepethuth
Survived The Slaughter
Defeat MjeatBöll
Eternal Frenemies
Off the Beaten Path
Complete 3 Creep hideouts
Quinceañera Time
Create a 15-Chain Grindstone
Fun, Flirty, and Thirty
Create a 30-Chain Grindstone
Top of the Food Chain
Create a 45-Chain Grindstone
Don't Get Too Greedy
Complete a Greed Grind without dying
That Was Quick
Complete a Quick Grind without dying
Fortunate Soul
Complete a Fortune Grind without dying
Royal Flush
Kill 5 Slobs
Royal Flush, Again
Kill 50 Slobs
Killed 20 Jerks
Kill 20 Jerks
Ultimate Jerk
Kill 200 Jerks
Death Defied
Start a level with only 1 heart
There is No Escape
Wake up in the Inn
Yummy!
Eat 3 of Helgä's snack items
Pardon my Slob
Spare a Royal Slob
Employee of the Month
Collect 1000 grindstones
Jerk-Slayer
Collect 50 guts
Timber!
Collect 50 wood
Fe-Festival
Collect 50 iron
I Believe I Can Fly
Collect 50 batwings
Bone Collector
Collect 50 bones
Ghost Facers!
Collect 50 ectoplasm
Best Party Guest
Collect 50 ice
Hot Potato
Collect 50 magma rocks
Forager
Collect 50 poison mushrooms
Budding Gardener
Collect 50 Vine Hjeart seeds
Trying To Get Into That 1%, Huh?
Collect 50 crowns
Goldrush Glory Days
Collect 50 gold
OK Boomer
Use the OK Boomerang over lava
The Poison You Just Served
Cause a Jerk to die from poison
Can't Touch This
Dodge 3 attacks with the Gladiator Outfit
Stop Hitting Each Other
Make a Jerk melee another Jerk
For Rock and Stone!
Mine gold using the Goldrush Garb and Pickaxe
The Fellowship
Complete a level with the Spinny Sword, Arrow, and Pickaxe
The Midas Touch
Complete a level with any 3 pieces of gold gear and the Grindstone Garb
Are We Good Guys Or Bad Guys?
Complete a level with the Ranger Outfit and any 3 arrow types equipped.
Biohazard
Complete a level with the Vine Sword, Poison Arrow, Poison Shield, and Plague Doc Outfit
Backdraft
Complete a level with the Detonator Suit, Fireball Sword, Fire Arrow, and Firewalker Potion
Completionist
Unlock all other achievements