Times and Galaxy
lizardman420's Progress
Boots on the Ground
File your first story.
Inflammatory
Submit an entirely sensational story.
All Broccoli
Submit an entirely informational story.
Alien Immersion
Submit a story entirely in the alien interest.
Eye for Detail
Unlock all Build-a-Story elements for a single assignment.
Gearheaded Gourmand
Taste every "food" or "drink" available to you during your internship.
Best Enemies
Help Yar out of a jam.
Fetch Quest
Help Ed track down their missing lens.
Rule-breaker
Sign your name on the wall with Janitorbot.
Time Near Verb
Get Arwin's style guide back from Joe.
The Show Must Go Off
Hear about Ersop's musical past.
Change of Season
Hear Billy's sentiments about the end of the orb season.
High Protein
Share a meaty treat with Martina.
To Infinitive and Beyond
Upgrade Copybot's confidence.
Bend the Truth
Lie to Richard Gravity.
Pick a Side, Coward
Pick a side (or don't) in one of the Twins' arguments.
Gardenerbot
Fulfill Securitybot's request to collect and plant all seeds in the Scanner garden.
After School Special
Learn the identity of Oren's bully.
Print the Legend
Be included in Joe's memoirs.
Word Navigator
Hear some of Becka's poetry.
None of Your Beezwax
Discover an important person in Ursula's private life.
Everyone's a Critic
Find out about Boller's secret pen name activities.
Investor Protector
Be warned by Sherwin about quantum investing.
Collective Reaction
Hear about Vivica's union victory.
No Matter the Cost
Discover Fa'rel's "creative" use of Scanner funds.
Artbot
Share your artistic preferences with Ch'lun.
Data Allocation
Get Photographybot to actually commit your name to memory.
Celestial Bodybuilding
Spot the Mechanic while he works out.
Busybodybot
Get the hot goss from Shuttlebot X.
Business Lunch
Take Foodbot off-ship on a culinary adventure.
Reporterbot 2.0
Unlock all upgrades offered by Shuttlebot X.
Taming of the Goo
Finish your internship with majority sensational coverage.
Do More with Less
Finish your internship with majority informational coverage.
Times & Gravity
Finish your internship with majority alien interest coverage.
Glamor Shots
Pose for a picture in the Marda Loop mall's photobooth.
Smugglerbot
Smuggle the broken pilotbot onto the Scanner.
Cruiseship Experience
Rescue Gord and Gabby from their terrible vacation.
Guess My Pain
Listen to Scumbles' tale of woe at the dirt fair.
Eel Hunter
Locate all the escaped light-drinker eels causing chaos on the Scanner.
Goo Protection
Buy an umbrella from Glarge's stand.
Dumpster Diver
Rummage in a trash can.
Sterling Publication
Finish your internship with a good reputation.
Flying Off the Stands
Finish your internship with good readership numbers.
Rag Status
Finish your internship with a bad reputation.
Can't Give 'em Away
Finish your internship with poor readership numbers.