
Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
lizardman420's Progress

Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 9:17 PM

Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:52 AM

Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:26 AM

Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:50 AM

Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:45 AM

Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:57 AM

Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:59 AM

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 9:24 PM

Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 9:44 PM

Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 9:51 PM

But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight

DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 11 Feb 2014 at 2:01 AM

A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 11 Feb 2014 at 3:00 AM

Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 11 Feb 2014 at 2:51 AM

Breaking The Mold
Unlocked 11 Feb 2014 at 3:01 AM

Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
