Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
lizardman420's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 9:17 PM
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:52 AM
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:26 AM
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:50 AM
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:45 AM
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:57 AM
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 1:59 AM
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 9:24 PM
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 9:44 PM
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 9 Feb 2014 at 9:51 PM
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 11 Feb 2014 at 2:01 AM
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 11 Feb 2014 at 3:00 AM
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 11 Feb 2014 at 2:51 AM
Breaking The Mold
Unlocked 11 Feb 2014 at 3:01 AM
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool