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lizardman420's Progress
A Shiny Artifact
Find your first artifact.
These Look Valuable
Find half of the artifacts.
Urban Exploration
Find every artifact.
Yowza
Purchase your first upgrade.
Aaamazing!
Purchase half of the upgrades.
Just a T.A.D More Powerful
Purchase every upgrade.
Stay Hydrated
Drink 5 bottles of water.
Delicious Water
Drink 20 bottles of water.
Dead Girl
Die 5 times.
Her Royal Deadness
Die 15 times.
Squishy
Crush a critter.
Bug Hunt
Crush half of the critters.
Pest Control
Crush every critter.
Aim For the Hearts
Get 20 perfect combos.
Nice Shot
Get 50 perfect combos.
Bite of the Devil
Kill 10 enemies with the axe.
Jenny Would Be Proud
Kill 30 enemies with the axe.
Lumberjack
Defeat a boss without using the pistol or shotgun.
Hell Bent
Kill 10 enemies with the pistol.
Heaven Sent
Kill 50 enemies with the pistol.
Heartbreaker
Kill an enemy with a Heartbreak shot.
Femme Fatale
Kill 20 enemies with Heartbreak shots.
Overkill
Use a Heartbreak shot on an enemy that only has one weak point.
Hellfire
Kill 10 enemies with the shotgun.
Shot-Maestro
Kill 30 enemies with the shotgun.
True Natural
Get a 6 star rank on one level.
Mimi the Conqueror
Get a 6 star rank on every level.
Nosey Neighbour
Rough Night
Back Off
Soft Furnishings
Divine Intervention
Escape The Nightmare
Maximise Profits
Fishy Business
Family Matters
Torrid Romance
Heartbroken
Postwoman
Star-Crossed Lovers
Not Meant to Be
Till Death Do Us Part
Take it Slow
Mimi's Family
I Love Hamsters
Meat Mania
Indecisive
The Hunger Continues
Wondrous Treats
Chef Armando Rewards
Culinary History
Demonology 101
Dress to Impress
Well Read
Thou Shalt Repent
True Friend
Drinks on the Roof
Detective Work
Dying Petals Fan
Back to Work
Break the Curse
The Right-Hand
Love Prevails
The Devil You Know