Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Gleemonex's Progress
Pixem...
Complete Pixem's campaign.
Pleasure Barge
Mr. Zip It...
Complete Mr. Zip It's campaign.
Infinite Money Glitch
Wenbill...
Complete Wenbill's campaign.
Branded Hospital
Holmit Miskie...
Complete Holmit Miskie's campaign.
New Branch
Representative Hoddle...
Complete Representative Hoddle's campaign.
C-Suite
Wengrave Shup...
Complete Wengrave Shup's campaign.
The End of Innovation
This is How I Win
Lose $1M Credits or more in a single day.
BIG MONEY
Earn $1M or more in a single day.
The Big Short
Gain $80k on a single short.
The Short Big
Lose $100k on a single short.
Short That Baby
Complete your first short.
Ante Up
Complete a trading day with increased trade volume.
Big Time
Complete a day with a trade volume over 125x.
Stagnant
End the day with less than $10 profit or loss
The Crew
Complete a trading day with every consultant slot filled.
DIAMOND HANDS
Psychic
Sell stock 1 seconds before a baby dies.
Observer
Witness more than 100 unique events.
Keen Observer
Witness more than 200 unique events.
Obsessed with Babies
Witness more than 500 unique events.
Paid in Full
Get murdered by the Loan Shark.
Whoopsie
Lose $200k on a side bet.
The House Always Wins
Lose three side bets in a single day.
Some of My Best Friends are Insectoids
Trade each baby species at least once.
They Can't All Be Winners
Trade a baby that dies before the age of 30.
Selectively Useful
Hire an inaccurate consultant.
Top. Men.
Turn a profit in a day while only hiring inaccurate consultants.
Nepotism Hire
Spared No Expense
Cumulatively bought over 100 stocks in a single day.
Betting Enthusiast
Spend $1M on side bets.
Money Longer than James Cameron
Locked In
Play for 3 hours consecutively.
Once and Future King
Long Lived
Trade a baby that lives over 140 years.
B'ho Maximum...
Complete B'ho Maximum's campaign.
Health Insurance
Fulds...
Complete Fulds' campaign.
Freedom
Nuria Voll...
Complete Nuria Voll's campaign.
Holoviewer
Now YOU Are the Baby Trader
Complete one Scenario.
Who Are You?
Change Your Portrait or Title.
Number Go Up
Complete six Scenarios.
Lucky Dime
Achieve Gold on one Scenario.
The Money Bin
Achieve Gold on six Scenarios.
Profitable
Complete the Quota Scenario.
Extremely Profitable
Achieve Gold on the Quota Scenario.
I'M TWELVE MILLION YEARS OLD
Unlock the "Actual Dracula" Title.
Avett Clime...
Complete Avett Clime's Campaign
Public Enemy
Achieve Gold on Avett Clime's campaign
Citizen Grumble...
Complete Citizen Grumble's campaign
Endless Chanting
Achieve Gold on Citizen Grumble's campaign
Day Trader
Complete one daily challenge
Three Days and a Baby
Earn a three-day streak in daily challenges
What a week, huh?
Earn a seven-day streak in daily challenges
XX_Terror23_XX...
Complete XX_Terror23_XX's campaign
Utter Devastation
Achieve Gold on XX_Terror23_XX's campaign
Wenbill's Nightmare...
Complete Wenbill's Nightmare campaign
Eternal Nightmares
Achieve Gold on Wenbill's Nightmare campaign
Grob Olk...
Complete Grob Olk's campaign
Sire's Big Table for Daddy
Achieve Gold on Grob Olk's campaign