Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Gleemonex's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 6:46 PM
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 30 Jan 2014 at 5:39 AM
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 30 Jan 2014 at 5:32 AM
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 30 Jan 2014 at 1:03 AM
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 30 Jan 2014 at 5:17 AM
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 30 Jan 2014 at 12:57 AM
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 30 Jan 2014 at 5:44 AM
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 30 Jan 2014 at 5:45 AM
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 6:33 PM
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 6:38 PM
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 7:13 PM
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 7:24 PM
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 7:32 PM
Breaking The Mold
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 7:38 PM
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 8 Feb 2014 at 7:11 PM
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool