Cash Cleaner Simulator

Blockbuster

Wrap a full money block in plastic.

Rainmaker

Purchase the holy grail of flex: the moneygun.

Oinkvestment

Send your first deposit to the Piggy Bank.

Money to Burn

Set $100,000 on fire. Could’ve funded an indie game. But hey — watching it burn is art too.

Goal Met, Pig Fed

Hit your savings milestone. All oinks aside — well done.

Notes of Anarchy

Own every piece of rebellious currency art.

Slam Dunk Kingpin

Cut to the Chase

Out of Bounds

Certified Ending Enthusiast

Complete the story and reach an ending. Play it once. Overthink it forever.

Made It, Ma!

Reach reputation level 25. Started from the bottom. Flexing at the top.

Express Delivery

Send $1,000,000 through your shady delivery network. One million reasons not to ask for a tracking number.

Order of the Hundreds

Complete 100 orders. At this point, you don’t need a medal. You need a union.

Purr Agreement

Quantum Catastrophe

Marked and Muted

Sort 1,000 marked bills using the bill sorter. Some bills scream “trap”. You shut them up.

Exhibit M

Complete the compendium of marked bills. Some people collect art. You collect evidence.

Laundromat Inc.

Use a coin to wash your stuff in the industrial washer. Insert coin. Eject crisp cash and absolutely zero regret.

Foam Party for One

Remove every type of stain using foam at the workbench. Guest list: you. Dress code: spotless. And unlike most parties, this one ends without a mess.

Heads or Tales

Fill the compendium with every type of coin. Chance writes the tale. You wrote the ending.

Small Change, Big Order

Sort 1,000 coins using the coin sorter. Big results often come from small change.

Index Zero

Attach your first warehouse label. Sticking with progress. Because order doesn’t organize itself.

Roll Call

Assemble your first coin roll. From pocket chaos to perfect formation.

A Perfect Pair

Buy a second speaker. One for the grind, one for the unwind.

Detective

Find all UV images. Apparently, ultraviolet makes everything confess.