SUPER 56
Gleemonex's Progress
Rank B Level 1 Achievement
What is the meaning of life?
Unlocked 11 Dec 2023 at 6:12 AM
Rank B Level 2 Achievement
What is consciousness?
Unlocked 11 Dec 2023 at 6:27 AM
Rank B Level 3 Achievement
What does your soul smell like?
Unlocked 11 Dec 2023 at 6:32 AM
Rank B Level 4 Achievement
Why is ice cream so yummy?
Rank B Level 5 Achievement
Is it easier to love or to be loved?
Rank B Level 6 Achievement
Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind?
Rank B Level 7 Achievement
Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?!
Between the Cheeks
Aim true and land an arrow in the crack
Unlocked 11 Dec 2023 at 6:13 AM
Flat Earth?!
Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world
99 Problems but a Fish Ain't One
Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello
Unlocked 11 Dec 2023 at 6:14 AM
Act of Kindness
I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person
Meaty Chunks in Gravy
Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!
Credit Score
Voluntarily look at the credits screen
Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars
Get promoted to RANK A
Kicker for Coins
Collect all coins while carving up the powder
Destroy Every Jared
Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell
The Hedgehog
Help Boric find the secret achievement
Wash Your Partner's Hair?
Listen to enough of the knight's advice
Eagle Eye Cherub
Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw)
Gotta Play 'em All!
Play every stage at least once
Rank A Level 1 Achievement
If a tree falls in the woods. BANG?
Rank A Level 2 Achievement
Is the truth out there?
Rank A Level 3 Achievement
What if Jack can't save the president?
Rank A Level 4 Achievement
Was it the chicken or the egg?
Rank A Level 5 Achievement
RGB or CMYK?
Rank A Level 6 Achievement
Dogs vs cats - who wins?
Rank A Level 7 Achievement
Shitsurei shimasu
Rank S Level 1 Achievement
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King of the Hillock
Get promoted to RANK S
Fuel Fight
Scare your customer away with gross negligence
Mobile Snake Eater
Collect 3 coins using your really old phone
Hawkeye
Choose the cup with the ball inside
Breaking News!
Read the news without making any mistakes
Loose Change
POING! Collect all the coins on this stage
Accessorise
Oooh look at you!
Unlocked 11 Dec 2023 at 6:11 AM
QWERTY
Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare
Shredder
SHRED a 66 combo
Some of Them Are Just Jerks
Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink
Picture Perfect
Get all 5 photos without screwing up
Unlocked 11 Dec 2023 at 6:16 AM
Yoga Noogie
Make shapes! Don't miss any coins!
Game, Set and TRASHED
Ruin the game
Underpants
Present your underpants in court
Hammer Faux
Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage
Salmon Jared Salmon
Line up the pictures to get a prize...
"I Don't Want To Be Human"
Dock your ship upside down
Bounce Fifteen
Skip the stone fifteen times
Autobahn
Crash into the trophy van
Gone Fishin'
Catch 3 coins while fishing
You Can't Hurt Me
Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage
Last Second Punch
Beat the boxer in the last second
Time Lord
Be super accurate when setting the time
Daily Yamazako
Complete your first Daily Challenge
Doh!
React without thinking
Sausage Nibbler
Take ten bites of the hotdog
BANGers and Mash
Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer
Mmmm Crunchy
Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs
Number 1, Please
Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins
Maneki-Neko
Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb
Gone in 30 Seconds
Finish rallying within half a minute
Gnome Sleep Till Brooklyn
Knock over 8 gnomes
Lost Your Marbles
Lose 15 marbles
Brundlefly
Squash the fly within 5 seconds
A-Maze-Ing
Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy
Densha De Stop
Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool
Perfect!
Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage
Meow Meow Meow
Vacuum at least 80% of the dust
Card Sharp
Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes
Vegetarian
Make a really nice vegetarian pizza
Pelted
Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less
Steven C. Gull
Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around
Unlocked 11 Dec 2023 at 6:17 AM
100% Dolphin Free
Swim to the finish line without taking damage
Atomic Number 79
Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE
Woof!
Woof! Woof! Woof!
Unlocked 11 Dec 2023 at 6:24 AM
Mount Splash-Score
Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage
Golden Arms
Go postal in the restroom
Hidden Robot Cat
Jump on the hidden enemy's head
Korean Guy
Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds
Civil Obedience
Don't smash the car
Hinty McHintface
Get every page of the hint book
Meow Meow Bleargh!
Throw up
4 Minute Meower
Complete the trial in under 4 minutes