Selaco
Gleemonex's Progress
NotEvenRemotelyFair.WAD
Die within 5 seconds of starting a game on Selaco Must Fall difficulty
Marathon Runner
Take 15,000 steps in a single Campaign save
Reporting for duty!
Suit up
Unlocked 4 Jun 2024 at 3:24 AM
Safe Heaven
Unlock your first Safe Room
Pub Brawl
Start an argument at The Broken Seal
Power Overwhelming
Daily Bonus
Claim a free daily drink at the Mall
Little Plushy Man
Safely return Wilson the Bear to Dawn's home
AFK
Spend 1 hour inside a 'Xen Wellness Center' sauna without interruption
Crime Averted
Save a fish from suffocation
Myth, busted!
Cause a toilet to explode without using explosives
Humiliation!
Defeat a Juggernaut with your fists
Death Incarnate
Kill 1,000 Enemies
Buddy System
Buddy-up with Jonathan
Sharp and Shiny
Obtain all upgrades for a single weapon
Sharp Shooter
Land a Headshot Kill from at least 70 meters away
Gwyn Simp
Spend at least 5000 Selver in a single Gwyn Machine session
Unionize!
Get 100 Minimum-Wagers in Burger Flipper
Humanity's Second Chance
Reach the streets
Homecoming
Visit Dawn's home
Death Toll
Paper Forever
Fight through the Liancria Office Complex
Game Over!
DPS LFG
Obtain 1200 DPS at the Shooting Range in Punching Bag mode
Overkill
Kill an enemy with your Fists while having a Bunny Hopper, Protein Shake and Confidence Booster active
Save the World, bro!
Reach Level 10 in SPACE BRO
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
Trigger a Trash Tornado
Mozzarella Miracle!
Get very lucky by finding a full box of pizza
Embrace The Chaos
Complete Chapter 1 in Special Campaign
Strongbox
Unlock an Encounter Chest in Special Campaign