Coffee Crisis
Megadestructo's Progress
Barista Brawler
Complete game with Ashley
Iron Savior
Complete game with Nick
Making the Dream Work
Complete game in co-op mode
Coffee forgin’
Complete stage 1
Unlocked 12 Jun 2020 at 7:40 PM
Straight Outta the Street
Complete stage 2
Strike Out
Complete stage 3
Riverside Savage
Complete stage 4
Country Punchkin
Complete stage 5/defeat Skinny Chestknee
Industrial Sabotage
Complete stage 6
Trippin' It up
Complete stage 7
Martian Maniacs
Complete stage 8
Search Your Feelings
Complete stage 9/defeat Darth B.
Effing Overlord
Complete stage 10/defeat Overlord
Straight Outta' the Park
Defeat bouncers in stage 3
AI Destroyer
Defeat robot boss in stage 6
You Can Probe me Any Time
Defeat Big Blue Alien boss in stage 8
Alien Anihilator
Defeat 25 aliens
Enemy Abductor
Defeat 25 enemies
Unlocked 12 Jun 2020 at 7:43 PM
Caffeine Addict
Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up
Coffee Chugger
Complete mini-game
Destructive Vandal
Destroy one of each type of breakable object
You've Done this Before
Earn an extra life from high score
Unlocked 12 Jun 2020 at 7:44 PM
I am Alien Chow
Lose 25 lives
Smurglian Scout
Complete the game thrice
I'm the Boss Now
Beat a boss with max health
Extra Cheese
Activate a level password
The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning
Activate a cheat code
Livin' it up
Collect 25 lives
I'm Invincible!
Collect 25 invincibility powerups
Attackinator
Collect 25 extra attack powerups
Overachiever
Achievement awarded to achievers who achieve all of the achievements
BR00TAL
Complete game on Metal difficulty
ÜBER BR00TAL
Complete game on Death Metal difficulty
Metal Master
Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes
Speed Metal
Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes
Rocking the Metal Jesus
Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks
Repent, Sinner!
Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin
Straight Outta the Street Act 2
Complete Stage 11
AI Destroyer Mark II
Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again
Cog in the Machine
Complete Stage 12
Groupie Playa
Complete Stage 13
Head Banging
Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss
Mosh Pit
Complete Stage 14
Galactic Savior
Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester
Lurker
Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight
Guitar Shredding
Use a Guitar weapon
Payback
Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon
Jared the Mayonaise
Kill 25 Mayo enemies