Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Megadestructo's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 13 Feb 2014 at 4:39 AM
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 11 Feb 2014 at 7:09 AM
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 13 Feb 2014 at 4:01 AM
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 12 Feb 2014 at 3:19 AM
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 13 Feb 2014 at 4:11 AM
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 13 Feb 2014 at 4:27 AM
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 13 Feb 2014 at 4:58 AM
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 13 Feb 2014 at 5:05 AM
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 13 Feb 2014 at 5:11 AM
Breaking The Mold
Unlocked 13 Feb 2014 at 5:15 AM
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 13 Feb 2014 at 4:53 AM
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool