Dick Wilde
Bobafettjm's Progress
Toxic But Tasty!
Kill 100 Dragonflies
Hard To Hit, Easy To Hate
Kill 500 Dragonflies
Dragonfly, Dragondie!
Kill 5000 Dragonflies
Sharp Aimer
Kill all Dragonflies on a Normal difficulty level
Damn Annoyances To You, Mild Challenges For Me!
Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
Throw A Plague Party At Me!
Kill all Dragonflies on a Hard difficulty level
Point And Click!
Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
Hardcore Insects Require Hardcore Firepower!
Kill all Dragonflies on a Hardcore difficulty level
Not A Single One Can Escape My Sight!
Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
Going For My Throat Won't Help You!
Kill 100 Piranhas
Piranha Steak Is My Favorite Dish!
Kill 500 Piranhas
Wish I Could Eat Just As Many!
Kill 5000 Piranhas
They Didn't Even Get Close!
Kill all Piranhas on a Normal difficulty level
Happy Trigger Fingers!
Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
Stay In The Water Or Become Piranha Chunks!
Kill all Piranhas on a Hard difficulty level
Many Is Never Too Many For Dick!
Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
Hardcore Piranhas? Hardcore Solutions!
Kill all Piranhas on a Hardcore difficulty level
Delicious Smell Of Exploded Piranhas!
Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
These Birds Won't Be Singing Again!
Kill 100 Birds
Hey Birds, Bring Your Friends Too!
Kill 500 Birds
That's A Whole Lot Of Feathers!
Kill 5000 Birds
The Birds Went Missing In Action!
Kill all Birds on a Normal difficulty level
Tell Your Friends! Wait...
Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
I Can Give You Some Crap Too!
Kill all Birds on a Hard difficulty level
Fly, Fly, Explode And Die!
Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
Are We Done Giving Each Other Crap Yet?!
Kill all Birds on a Hardcore difficulty level
Featherstorm With A Hint Of Gore!
Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
I Like Sword Fights!
Kill 100 Swordfish
These Swords Could Use Some Sharpening!
Kill 500 Swordfish
They Never Seize To Catch Me By Surprise!
Kill 5000 Swordfish
Can't Be Bothered To Dodge 'Em!
Kill all Swordfish on a Normal difficulty level
I Could Stand Here Forever!
Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
A Lot Of Close Calls!
Kill all Swordfish on a Hard difficulty level
Handcrafted Firearms Beat Any Sword!
Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
Impale This!
Kill all Swordfish on a Hardcore difficulty level
My Sword Is Bigger Than Yours!
Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
These Leather Tanks Had It Coming!
Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Normal difficulty
1000 Pounds Of Gator, Not An Ounce Of Brain!
Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Hard difficulty
Gatorpocalypse? Nah, That Sounds Silly...
Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Hardcore difficulty
They Are So Much Prettier In Pieces!
Kill 100 Hammerhead Sharks
Sneaking Doesn't Work On Dick!
Kill 500 Hammerhead Sharks
I Love The Way You Die!
Kill 5000 Hammerhead Sharks
A Hundred Sharks Went To A Bar...
Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Normal difficulty
I Am The Only Real Predator Here!
Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Hard difficulty
Pool Is Closed!
Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Hardcore difficulty
They Taste Like They Expired Ages Ago!
Kill 100 Mosasaurs
I Always Preferred Herbivores!
Kill 500 Mosasaurs
It's Like A Dino Conference Out Here!
Kill 5000 Mosasaurs
Taste The Industrial Revolution!
Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Normal difficulty levels
Look! Prehistoric Gore!
Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Hard difficulty levels
An Express Ticket Back To Extinction!
Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Hardcore difficulty levels
Gator Chunks Are The Best Chunks!
Kill 100 Alligators
Never Been Keen On Gator Wrestling...
Kill 500 Alligators
See You Later, Dead Gator!
Kill 5000 Alligators
I've Got A Great Eeling About This!
Kill 100 Electric Eel
Never Believed In Experimental Eeling...
Kill 500 Electric Eel
I'm Shockingly Good At This!
Kill 5000 Electric Eel
They Peek, They Die!
Kill all Electric Eel on a Normal difficulty level
Never Heard Eel As Noisy As These!
Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North onl Normal difficulty
Never Try Eel Steaks. Shockingly Bad Experience!
Kill all Electric Eel on a Hard difficulty level
Electricity Does Not Belong Near Water!
Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
How's This For A Resistor!
Kill all Electric Eel on a Hardcore difficulty level
They Just Want To Give Me A Hug You Say?
Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
Momma Told Me Spitting Was Bad Manners!
Kill 100 Spitter Fish
Hope You Enjoyed Your Last Jump!
Kill 500 Spitter Fish
The Amount Of Shirts I've Had To Change...
Kill 5000 Spitter Fish
Two Seconds In Air Is Enough To Die!
Kill all Spitter Fish on a Normal difficulty level
I Kinda Like When They Shoot Back!
Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
Not Even Close, Suckers!
Kill all Spitter Fish on a Hard difficulty level
I Can Dodge, You Can't!
Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
There Weren't Fish Like This When I Was A Kid!
Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
Fireworks Of Gore Is A Welcome Sight!
Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
Electric Bow Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Electric Bow
Electric Bow Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Electric Bow
Electric Bow Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Electric Bow
Electric Bow Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Electric Bow
Electric Bow Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Electric Bow
Revolver Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Revolvers
Revolver Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Revolvers
Revolver Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Revolvers
Revolver Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Revolvers
Revolver Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Revolvers
Paintball Gun Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns
Paintball Gun Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns
Paintball Gun Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Paintball Guns
Paintball Gun Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns
Paintball Gun Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns
Nail Gun Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Nail Guns
Nail Gun Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Nail Guns
Nail Gun Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Nail Guns
Nail Gun Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Nail Guns
Nail Gun Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Nail Guns
Shotgun & Shield Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield
Shotgun & Shield Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield
Shotgun & Shield Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Shotgun & Shield
Shotgun & Shield Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield
Shotgun & Shield Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield
Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle
Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle
Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle
Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle
Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle
Grenade & Missile Launcher Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher
Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher
Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Grenade & Missile Launcher
Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher
Grenade & Missile Launcher Master
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher
It Was A Turtle All Along!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Normal Difficulty
It's Time For Some Turtle Soup!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Hard Difficulty
My Swamp! Mine!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Hardcore Difficulty
Begone, Beach Turtle!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Normal Difficulty
I Get It. You Like Beaches Too...
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Hard Difficulty
Undead + Dead = Superdead!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Hardcore Difficulty
Cold Hearted Bastard!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Normal Difficulty
How Did You Get Up Here?
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Hard Difficulty
So This Is Where It Started...
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Hardcore Difficulty
The Island Is Safe, For Now...
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on all difficulties
Easy Peasy!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level without taking damage
I'm Just Too Fast For Ya!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level without taking damage
Hardcore Dancing!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level without taking damage
Have A Taste of This and That!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on Normal Difficulty with all weapons
There's a Tool For Everything!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on Hard Difficulty with all weapons
Super Turtle Buffet!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on Hardcore Difficulty with all weapons
I Like The Golden Ones!
Kill all Golden Carps on a Normal difficulty level
Keep 'Em Coming!
Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
I've Got The Gold Fever!
Kill all Golden Carps on a Hard difficulty level
Wanna See My Carp Collection?
Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
Gotta Hit 'Em All!
Kill all Golden Carps on a Hardcore difficulty level
Gold To The Teeth!
Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
Epic Gold Shower!
Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on all difficulties
Do I Look Like a Baby To You?
Complete a Normal difficulty level without picking any Health crates
I Prefer Shooty Blasty Things!
Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty without picking any Health crates
Zero Time For Bandages!
Complete a Hard difficulty level without picking any Health crates
Wounds? Never Heard of 'Em!
Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty without picking any Health crates
Do I Look Like I Care?!
Complete a Hardcore difficulty level without picking any Health crates
I Only Like Hardcore The Hardcore Way!
Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty without picking any Health crates
Make The Swamp Great Again!
Complete all waves in the Swamp on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
The Beach Is As Calm As It Should Be!
Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
Time To Go Ice Fishing Again!
Complete all waves in the North on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
All of You, Get Out Of My Swamp!
Complete all waves in the Swamp on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
So That's What A Red Beach Looks Like!
Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
The Guy In The Tower Must Have Enjoyed The Show!
Complete all waves in the North on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
I Take Great Pride In Doing My Job!
Complete all waves in the Swamp on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
I'm Sure The Pirates Appreciate My Work Here
Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
They Said It Wouldn't Be Possible...
Complete all waves in the North on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
Was That A Bird Singing, Or Exploding?
Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level
They Give Me Crap, But I'm Not Taking Any!
Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level
These Birds Ain't Got Crap On Me!
Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level
Do You Like The Way I Move?
Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level
Duck, and Cover!
Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level
I'm Just Out Here Dodging Bullets!
Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level