Fork Parker's Holiday Profit Hike
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Fork Parker
Just being Fork Parker is an achievement... Congratulations!
Unlocked 10 Jan 2015 at 6:09 AM
Profits Are Down
This is Fork Parker's Holiday Profit Hike. Prepare to die.
Unlocked 10 Jan 2015 at 6:11 AM
Fork Parkour
Zip around the mountain... in style.
Unlocked 10 Jan 2015 at 6:10 AM
Base Camp
Reach the first checkpoint.
Unlocked 10 Jan 2015 at 6:11 AM
The real Fork Parker starts here.
Make it halfway up the mountain.
Next time, hire a contractor.
Reach the summit, but lose money.
How the Fork saved Devolver
Reach the summit with a positive balance.
Deep Pockets
Hold $100,000 at once.
Slush Funds
Reach the summit with $400,000 or more.
CFO
Collect all of the money in one run. All of it.
Possible Immortality
Beat the game with less than ten deaths.
Definite Immortality
Beat the game with no deaths.
Time is Money
Ascend the mountain in less than twelve minutes.
Eggcellent
Acquire a golden egg.
HR Violation
Land on an enemy's head.
Vertical Integration
Land on fifteen enemies' heads.
Silver Lining
Bounce off of a snowball.