Majestic Nights
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The Inspectinator
You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office.
Unlocked 25 Apr 2016 at 5:55 AM
Sneaky Bastard
You found the secret entrance to the Safe House.
Cardholder's Past Achievements: 1
You heard about Cardholder's exploits.
Low Blow
You hit Chuck where it counts.
Unlocked 25 Apr 2016 at 6:05 AM
Blasphemy!
How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame.
Unlocked 25 Apr 2016 at 6:04 AM
Nancy Would Be Disappointed
You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve.
Unlocked 25 Apr 2016 at 6:07 AM
Rutabaga/Arugula
You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself?
Cinephile
You looked at the posters. We love you.
Unlocked 27 Apr 2016 at 5:18 AM
Push It To The Limit... LIMIT!
You won at Majestic Night-ing.
Unlocked 27 Apr 2016 at 5:26 AM
The Truth Is In Here
You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth.
The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room
You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it.
Unlocked 27 Apr 2016 at 5:24 AM
Basement Dweller Extermination
You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement.
Unlocked 27 Apr 2016 at 5:19 AM
Air America
The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now.
Cardholder's Past Achievements: 2
You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits.
Unlocked 27 Apr 2016 at 5:15 AM
Media Unrelations
Way to piss off the informant, hero.
Media Relations
You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats?
Where you're going, you don't need... Your things
You left your office without getting your stuff.
Find Your Centre
You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen.
It's Not Paranoia...
You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up.
Callie's got a gun
You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom.
Unlocked 27 Apr 2016 at 5:35 AM
Passed it to the left hand side
Spoke to the Cowboy
Jukebox Odd Docs
You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox
"Put some goddamn clothes on!"
You killed the Underpants Warrior
Unlocked 27 Apr 2016 at 5:39 AM
Don't spend it all in one place
You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass.
Unlocked 27 Apr 2016 at 5:43 AM
You spent it all in one place
You gave the nickles to the bum.
Elevator Action
You took the elevator to the basement
Rear Window
You saw the Suit leaving Piscine's
Re-cheevo
You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!?
Cardholder's Wall of Crazy
You saw Cardholder's own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better.
When you gotta go...
Entered the outhouse. Haha... Poop joke.
"We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
Use the radio to divert attention of guards.
Poor ol' Jerry
You learned about Jerry's miserable life.
These belong in a museum!
You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact.
Sharing Is Caring
Cruisin' Together
Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi
Art Appreciation class
Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby.
Frisky Business
Acquire gun from the 'amorous' couple
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
Use Zander's business card to fool J.P. Morgan security
Eavesdrop I
Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller
Best. Coverstory. EVER.
Pretend to be 'mister luigi' after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine.
Eavedrop II
Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices
Urinal World of Hurt
Survive the bathroom encounter
Global Thermonuclear War
Try to play games on the computer
I Have No Recollection Of That
Inspect the DC9
Collateral Damage
Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush
Tactical Withdrawal
Kill no villagers in the Ambush
Insert 'lion' pun here
Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole
See ya Later...
Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole
Dead end. Get it?
Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole
...But it was all a dream!
Made it through mystical tent.
But That Trick Never works!
Tried the 'Presto' magic trick.
Evil not-so-dead
Attempted the 'Klaatu Barada Nikto' spell.
Musical appreciation