Graveyard Keeper
MrChocholate's Progress
Novice gravedigger
Buried your first body.
Advanced gravedigger
Buried 10 bodies.
Shovel master
Buried 50 bodies.
First slice
Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Sashimi master
Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
His house
Upgraded the church.
His mansion
Upgraded the church for the second time.
A fish a day!
Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Fish collector
Caught 10 different types of fish.
Ichthyologist
Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Brutal fisherman
Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Gold fish
Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Kitchen boy
Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Cook
Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Chef
Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Dream dinner
Made a gold-star dinner.
Tastes like home
Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Apprentice
Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Alchemist
Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Master alchemist
Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Health care
50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
MacPlayer
There can be only one.
Not far from the ground
Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Scary dungeon depths
Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Nothing underneath
Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Golden pumpkin
Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Winemaker
Made a gold-star wine.
Old Astrologer
Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Charm itself
Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Wealthy merchant
Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Holy Inquisition
Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Sweetheart Bishop
Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Summon a chicken
Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Side quest
You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Simple but stylish
Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Not a hot dog
Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Match 3
Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Night watch
Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Perfume
Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Ideal song
Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Graveyard Veggies
Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
On every shelf
Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Best seller
Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Even here
Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Stone fence
Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Marble
Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
A perfect gift
Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
The Mill
Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
A book with funny pictures
Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Bridge builder
Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Just green points
Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Just blue points
Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Just red points
Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
More green points!
Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
More blue points!
Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
More red points!
Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Back home
Prodigal father
Two brothers
A father and a son
He trusted you...
Shady Snake
Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Landlord
Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Talking Skull
Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Good skull
Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Well-known skull
Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Epic skull
Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Employee of the month
Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
First party
Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Open mic
Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Locking up the sun
Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Rat race
Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Best party
Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Best mic
Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Best concert
Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Best race
Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
The show must go on
Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Forward to the past
Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Witnessed him
A nation divided
Viva la King
Read before signing
King Gerry
An unexpected guest
Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Vampires in the Village
A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
The face of the enemy
Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
To stop an Ancient Curse
Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
One more inquisitor
Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Blood supplier
Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Vampires are over
Mysterious woman
Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Spirit summoner
Exterminate!
Awkward interrogation
Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Between worlds
Lesser evil
Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Refugees are safe
Revolution begins
It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Cook of Revolution
You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Writer of Revolution
You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Ideologist of Revolution
You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Long live the Revolution
Camp
Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Developed camp
You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Strengthened camp
You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Paradise
Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Raccoon thyroid stew
The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Beheaded horse
You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
More forest thugs
You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Strange delivery
Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
A locked ghost from the past
How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
A habitable room
Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
A lost stained glass window
It belongs in the church.
Long-awaited appreciation
The first session of curing therapy
Start Euric's treatment.
A controlled ignition
A fortunate gift
The second session of curing therapy
Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Endless sadness
The birth of passion
A vulnerability for authority
The third session of curing therapy
The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Dissatisfied villagers
The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Help the villagers
They should be satisfied. At least for now.
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