Glonk
MrChocholate's Progress
Glonk Coin
Get your first glonk coin.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 4:46 AM
Coin Connoisseur
Get 1000 coins in 1 round.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 4:24 AM
Hat Haver
Get your first hat.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 4:15 AM
Hat Hunter
Get 50 hats.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hat Hoarder
Get every hat.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 4:00 PM
Skilltree Master
Upgrade all skills to the max level.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 4:11 PM
Bad Parenting
Let 100 glonks die.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 5:01 AM
Neglect
Only feed one of the glonks for 1 round.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 6:48 PM
Pertris
Our beloved.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 3:28 PM
One Happy Family
Have all glonk sizes together.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 5:02 AM
ULTRAFEED
Complete the game.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 3:23 PM
He Knows
Get the hat that knows.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 3:54 PM
Glonksploder
Make 50 glonks explode.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 5:08 AM
Coin Collector
Get 100K coins.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 5:08 AM
Coin Curator
Get 10M coins.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 6:54 PM
Rebirth Researcher
Finish half of the rebirth tree
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 9:16 PM
Rebirth Realized
Finish the rebirth tree
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 11:36 PM
Gambling Guru
Spin the Stat Gacha Machine 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Jan 2026 at 4:24 PM