Coal LLC
MrChocholate's Progress
First Day of School!
Start your first day.
Unlocked 21 Feb 2026 at 5:39 AM
Humble Beginnings
Complete your first day in any mode.
Unlocked 21 Feb 2026 at 5:41 AM
Dang, too slow.
Fail to meet the quota when you already have enough coal in your inventory.
Unlocked 21 Feb 2026 at 5:54 AM
A Good Fifth Day
Complete your fifth day in Standard Mode.
Unlocked 21 Feb 2026 at 9:17 PM
Ore You Serious?
Lose your first game.
Unlocked 21 Feb 2026 at 5:47 AM
One down...
Deposit coal for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Feb 2026 at 5:41 AM
Well Seasoned Rookie
Make it to day 15 with any profession
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 11:41 AM
What have I done...
Reach the true ending.
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 10:00 PM
Baby's First Million
Earn 1 million g in one day.
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 12:00 PM
Rolling in it.
Earn 1 billion g in one day.
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 10:13 PM
2% of the S&P 500
Earn 1 trillion g in one day.
Black Gold
Deposit 1 million coal in one day.
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 9:02 PM
Coallionaire
Deposit 1 billion coal in one day.
Unlocked 25 Feb 2026 at 5:17 AM
More Money Than God
Earn 1 quadrillion g in one day.
Fuel for the end of the world.
Deposit 1 trillion coal in one day.
What's left?
Deposit 1 quadrillion coal in one day.
That's one big caravan...
Hire 1,000 employees.
Coal PLC
Hire 1,000,000 employees.
The entire world, united for one cause.
Hire 7 billion employees.
I'm only starting!
Reach level 5.
Unlocked 21 Feb 2026 at 8:22 PM
Novice Miner
Reach level 10.
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 4:46 AM
Coal Enthusiast
Reach level 15.
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 1:35 PM
Miner at Heart
Reach level 20.
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 4:20 AM
Are you proud of me yet?
Reach level 25.
Unlocked 25 Feb 2026 at 3:19 PM
Can I pet your dog?
Complete Tabatha's first quest.
Unlocked 21 Feb 2026 at 8:55 PM
One heck of a vacuum cleaner.
Complete all of Tabatha's quests.
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 8:56 PM
Man's Best Friend
Complete Dennis' quest.
Unlocked 21 Feb 2026 at 6:04 AM
No more bouncing around.
Complete Fiona's quest.
Hilltop VIP
Complete Pippa's quest.
Jack of all quests!
Complete all quests in one run.
Quick Draw Certified
Unlock the Gunslinger profession
Unlocked 23 Feb 2026 at 11:19 PM
Don't drink that!
Unlock the Shaman profession
Unlocked 21 Feb 2026 at 8:22 PM
Abracadabra!
Unlock the Wizard profession
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 11:41 AM
RAAAAAARRRGHHH
Unlock the Barbarian profession
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 4:46 AM
If you want something done right...
Unlock the Lone Ranger profession
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 10:00 PM
Here comes the BOOM!
Unlock the Demolitionist profession
Unlocked 25 Feb 2026 at 11:17 PM
Master of all one element.
Unlock the Waterbender profession
Unlocked 26 Feb 2026 at 8:14 PM
Talk to me, Goose.
Unlock the Maverick profession
Unlocked 23 Feb 2026 at 4:16 AM
Dual-wield shields!
Unlock the Lumberjack profession
If it ain't broke, break it.
Unlock the Destructor profession
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 11:49 PM
Little Donkey...
Unlock the Mule profession
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 7:28 PM
Swiss Army Man
Unlock the Generalist profession
Unlocked 25 Feb 2026 at 3:19 PM
Why's everything sideways?
Unlock the Funnel map
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 11:41 AM
Turn your world upside down.
Unlock the Sky Mine map
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 1:18 PM
Easy Access.
Unlock the Shallow Mine map
Tight Squeeze
Unlock the Tight Funnel map
Mind the gap.
Unlock the Sparse map
Like little rocks raining from the sky.
Unlock the Sparse Sky Mine map
Do I get a promotion?
Survive day 15 with the Internship profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 23 Feb 2026 at 11:19 PM
Elemental specialist.
Survive day 15 with the Shaman profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 11:41 AM
Why not just shoot the coal?
Survive day 15 with the Gunslinger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 25 Feb 2026 at 11:17 PM
Alakazam!
Survive day 15 with the Wizard profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 26 Feb 2026 at 8:14 PM
RAARAGAHRRGHHAGHH
Survive day 15 with the Barbarian profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 1:18 PM
...do it yourself!
Survive day 15 with the Lone Ranger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 11:49 PM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Survive day 15 with the Demolitionist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
With the Power of the Moon
Survive day 15 with the Waterbender profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 26 Feb 2026 at 9:48 PM
Wingman
Survive day 15 with the Maverick profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 7:28 PM
CHOP CHOP
Survive day 15 with the Lumberjack profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
No returns
Survive day 15 with the Destructor profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 25 Feb 2026 at 4:32 AM
Carried to Victory!
Survive day 15 with the Mule profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 9:02 PM
Master of All
Survive day 15 with the Generalist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 25 Feb 2026 at 5:45 PM
Standard Map. Not a Standard Victory.
Survive day 15 on the Standard Map.
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 11:41 AM
FUN-nel
Survive day 15 on the Funnel Map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 22 Feb 2026 at 1:18 PM
The Sky's Not The Limit!
Survive day 15 on the Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Scratching the Surface.
Survive day 15 on the Shallow map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Barely any wiggle room.
Survive day 15 on the Tight Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Did Not Get Stuck
Survive day 15 on the Sparse map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Ahhh... Clear Skies.
Survive day 15 on the Sparse Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Apocalypse Now
Reach the True Ending on the Standard map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Not-So-FUN-nel
Reach the True Ending on the Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 10:00 PM
To The Moon!
Reach the True Ending on the Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Must Go Deeper.
Reach the True Ending on the Shallow map (Not in Peaceful mode)
No Wiggle Room? I'll Make Room!
Reach the True Ending on the Tight Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)
I'll Show You Sparse!
Reach the True Ending on the Sparse map (Not in Peaceful mode)
I Can Almost See The Sun!
Reach the True Ending on the Sparse Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
We Should Probably Start Paying You
Reach the True Ending as the Internship profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
The Dark Spirits Guide You
Reach the True Ending as the Shaman profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
All Outta Gum
Reach the True Ending as the Gunslinger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Arcane Angel Of Death
Reach the True Ending as the Wizard profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
RRRAAAAARAGGGAHRRGHHHHHAGHHHHHHH
Reach the True Ending as the Barbarian profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Alone. But Profitable.
Reach the True Ending as the Destructor profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 25 Feb 2026 at 12:04 PM
Very Big Donkey.
Reach the True Ending as the Mule profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Unlocked 24 Feb 2026 at 10:00 PM
I Can Do Anything
Reach the True Ending as the Generalist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
One Man Against the World
Reach the True Ending as the Lone Ranger profession (Not in Peaceful mode) (VERY HARD)
Tactical Nuke Incoming
Reach the True Ending as the Demolitionist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Source of Life.
Reach the True Ending as the Waterbender profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Beach Volleyball
Reach the True Ending as the Maverick profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
And my Axe!
Reach the True Ending as the Lumberjack profession (Not in Peaceful mode)