FACEMINER
MrChocholate's Progress
Complete Story
Finish the story, any pacing.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 5:26 PM
Complete Slower Story
Finish the story, slower pacing.
Glitch Exploited
Finish the story, Infinite Money Glitch pacing.
Archivist
Close Call
Have less than $10 remaining after a bill is paid.
Big Spender
Spend over $1 million in a single billing cycle.
Back From The Brink
Get back on track after two negative balance warnings.
Big Data
Process 1,000,000 total pieces of data.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 4:56 PM
Mint Condition
Complete a game without triggering an error.
Moral Victory
Playing With Fire
Overheat your system.
Thirsty
Use over 250,000 gallons of water in a single billing cycle.
Antisocial
Do not disturb. Mute or pause anything that might be distracting.
Perfectionist
Process 5 datasets in a row with 100% accuracy.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 3:33 AM
Data Hoarder
Store over 25 datasets at once.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 4:16 PM
Camera Shy
Complete the game without using any Harvesting upgrades.
Five Eyes
100,000+ cameras
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 4:41 PM
Nine Eyes
1,000,000+ cameras
Sore Finger
Complete an Infinite Money Glitch run in under 15 minutes.
Speedrunner
Get top marks for speed (any mode).
Top Student
Get an S grade (any mode).
Going Green
Purchase 15+ Solar Panels.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 4:07 PM
Reality Architect
Purchase 5+ Public Relations upgrades.
Threat Eliminated
Max out the Antivirus level.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 4:56 PM
Fort Knox
Max out the Firewall level.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 4:58 PM
Feeling Lucky
Max out bounty hunter.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 5:03 PM
Number Cruncher
Purchase the impact predictor upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 3:28 PM
Nuclear Option
Purchase the nuclear reactor upgrade.
Worrywart
Buy 10 extra backups in single playthrough.
Shopaholic
One of everything, please.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 4:57 PM
Entrepreneur
$1,000,000 dollars in the bank.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 4:52 PM
Rich List
$1,000,000,000 dollars in the bank.
High Throughput
Get AutoMode to level 100.
High Earner
Net more than $1,000,000 per second during a billing cycle.
Balancing Act
Have $0 expenses per second during the final act.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 5:25 PM
Scenic Route
Try out all the different views.
Crashout
End a game by using too much CPU.
Burnout
End a game by generating too much heat.
Lore Connoisseur
Read everything that hits your Documents Folder.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 5:13 PM
Out With A Bang
FACEDODGER
Process a dataset with 0% accuracy.
CATMINER
Manually mine a cat.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 3:01 PM
The Old Fashioned Way
Manually mine 1000 faces.
The Administrator
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 5:28 PM
FACEMAILER
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 5:29 PM
The Harvester
Reach the rank of Harvester I.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 3:08 PM
The Excavator
Reach the rank of Excavator I.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 3:53 PM
The Architect
Reach the rank of Architect I.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 4:31 PM
The Chosen
Reach the rank of Chosen I.
Unlocked 20 Mar 2026 at 5:23 PM
The Sovereign
Reach the rank of Sovereign I.
Overlord
Reach the rank of Overlord.
The Visionary
Reach the rank of The Visionary.
DJ
Listen to every song in a single session.
Getting Hotter
Inferno
Heat Death