(the) Gnorp Apologue
MrChocholate's Progress
A gnorp is born
Get your first gnorp
Unlocked 18 Apr 2026 at 11:22 PM
Gnorp Slam!
Have 100 slammers
Coax it
Coax successfully 20 times in a row
Y2K
Have 20 drones die at the same time
The ground trembles
Reach your first compression event
Unlocked 19 Apr 2026 at 3:29 AM
(the) Finale
Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue
Mountaineers #1
Have mountaineers collect the most
New beginning
Prestige for the first time
Unlocked 19 Apr 2026 at 3:47 AM
Speed
Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock
Getting somewhere
Prestige and have a total of 10 talent points
Unlocked 20 Apr 2026 at 2:28 AM
Gnorpcalibur!
Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock
Uh, is this allowed?
Acquire shards without having built the stash
They burn bright, and hit the rock so right
Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time
It didn't deserve this
Brutally, viciously murder a drone before its time by clicking on it
What do I choose??
Have 3 unspent Zybellium
Retro-Futuristic Warfare
Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows
MY EYES
This is your own fault.
Unlocked 20 Apr 2026 at 12:49 PM