Swords and Soldiers HD
TheTwoFistedWonderBrain's Progress
RickRolled
Destroy the enemy castle with a boulder.
Cooking by the Book
Complete the Viking campaign.
Unlocked 3 Apr 2012 at 2:53 AM
V for Veggies
Complete the Aztec campaign.
I'm No Kung, Fool!
Complete the Chinese campaign.
Uncontrolled Demolition
Destroy a tower under construction with Rage.
Bull in a China shop
Cast a boulder that does not damage a single unit.
Son of Norris
Kill 36 units with a single unit.
Techno Viking Dances Away
Reach the maximum distance in a Berserker Run game.
At First I Was Afraid
Survive over 30 minutes in a Castle Defense game.
King of the Stone Age
Kill all Vikings in a Boulder Mode game without killing any of your own.
Lacking Balls
Complete Aztec Campaign level 8 without using a Boulder.
Fourtification
Complete Viking Campaign level 7 with all Towers intact.
Pity the Fool!
Survive Viking Campaign level 10 without the help of Mr. Thor.
Where are the Kangaroos?
Complete Viking Campaign level 4 by destroying the enemy base.
Unlocked 3 Apr 2012 at 2:08 AM
Fort Knox'd
Prevent the Giant in Aztec Campaign level 2 from reaching the Goldmine.
Keep Your Lousy Army
Complete Aztec Campaign level 10 without taking control of the Viking army.
Planet of the Ninja Apes
Complete Chinese Campaign level 3 without a single Ninja death.
Blotting out the sun
Complete Chinese Campaign level 7 with 15 or more Rocketeers alive.
Vamos a la playa!
Complete Viking Campaign level 3 by Killing all units.
Social Viking
Play 10 matches online.
All I Want For Christmas Is You
Use the Aztec Mindcontrol spell five times in a single online match.
Animal Lover
Protect all 6 monkeys in level 3 of the Chief Meat Campaign.
Gold Rush
Keep all gold-diggers alive in level 6 of the Chief Meat Campaign.
Meat Lover
Win the Super Saucy Sausage Fest.
Traitor XL
Get a negative score in the Boulder XL challenge.