Ion Fury
TheTwoFistedWonderBrain's Progress
Shaken, Not Stirred
Step out of the bar
Altar of Sacrifice
The Future of Law Enforcement
Hunter, Killed
Brutalized
Express Elevator
Mech Warrior
Capital Defense
Firepower Matters
Collect all weapons
A Secret Place
Find 50 of Dick's secret stashes
Cowabunga!
Eat 30 slices of pizza
Quenched Thirst
Drink 20 cans of soda
Demanufacture
Decapitate 100 enemies
Bad Mojo
Stomp 20 cockroaches
Arachnophobia
Kill 20 spiders with the Electrifryer
Overkill
Kill 30 flying enemies with explosives
Cranium d'Or
Kick 20 severed heads
Gone Batty
Diddle for the Middle
Peanuts and Cracker Jacks
All Doors Are Locked
Wasted!
The Owls Are Not What They Seem
Complete and Total Meltdown
Terminated!
Ultimate Failure
Demolition Turkey
Get 3 Strikes (3 or more killed) with Bowling Bombs
Dedicated
Complete the game on Maximum Fury difficulty
T-Shirt
Ion Fury
Unlock all achievements in the base game
Bullseye
Kill 20 enemies with the dart
Angel of Death
Complete the game on Angel of Death difficulty
Shake It, Baby!
Step onto the dance floor
Urban Removal
You're Fired!
Thar She Blows
Global Defense Farce
↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A
For Whom The Bell Tolls
Escape The Friend Zone
He Can't Keep Getting Away With It!
Two Thumbs Up
Furiosa
Complete Aftershock on Maximum Fury difficulty
Hell's Angel
Complete Aftershock on Angel of Death difficulty
Property Damage
Snakes and Ladders
Finding Fido
Mmm... donuts
Keep It 100
Push Butan
Kill 10 enemies with a single shot of the Road Ripper or Wrecker's alt-fire
Cultist Crossing
Run over 50 cultists with the Road Ripper
Fly-by Shooting
Rack 'Em Up
Complete a game of billiards
Weekend Warrior
Complete the shooting range mini-game in the mall
Rotor Jockey
Finish the race with "S" rank
Keep My Grave Open
Destroy all the tombstones in the graveyard
Defusal Recruit
Collect five bombs in arrange mode in one sitting
Defusal Expert
Collect one bomb from all 28 maps in arrange mode
Through The Looking Glass
Complete arrange mode on any difficulty
Shattered
Complete arrange mode on Maximum Fury difficulty
Reflections of Death
Complete arrange mode on Angel of Death difficulty
Aftershock
Unlock all achievements in Aftershock