Pixel Piracy
TheTwoFistedWonderBrain's Progress
RAISE THE MAST ME HARTIES!!!
Set sail for the first time
Grog 'n' women!
Visit a tavern
Land Lubber
Visit an island with no town
LEGEN - Wait for it....
Pick a fight with a legendary pirate
- DARY!
Defeat a legendary pirate
KABOOOM!
One of your pirates dies while using Kaboom
Socially inadequate
Kill a hobo
Gotta catch em all..
Capture an animal to be your pet
POOPdeck...
Have at least 5 poop on your ship
Noob
Die for the first time
YARRRRRRRR
Plunder an enemy ship
BOOTY!
Find a treasure chest and open it
Grand Theft Marine
Capture an enemy ship
Mutiny!
Have a pirate turn hostile due to low morale
Jolly Roger That
Add a pirate flag to your ship
Bounty!
Accept a bounty quest
Who be makin this game?
Check out the Main Menu credits
Meta!
Have both Vitali Kirpu and Alexander Poysky on your ship
Lives up to his name!
Horke the Flatulent poops
The Diaper Brotherhood
Have 5 of your crewmates wear diapers at the same time
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
Capture 50 animals
Beat the game... for now?
Defeat all the Legendary pirate ships
I'm a mighty pirate!
Have 10 or more pirates on your crew
MR. SEAGULL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Have a seagull poop on your ship
I see dead pixels
Kill a total of 1000 enemies
Treasure hunter
Dig up 10 buried treasure chests
Mr. Croft I presume?
Unearth an epic buried treasure
GOLDEN
Loot a total of 10000 gold
Kung Fu Fighting
Visit a panda island
Robinson Hobo'd
Find a stranded hobo
Hell
What was that? Did we just travel to hell?