It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game
Perfect Attendance
Play Episodes 1-73
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
The Game's Half Full
Play Episodes 1-36
The Game's Half Empty
Play Episodes 1-37
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
Overconsumer
Listen to all commercials after one episode
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
Unicorn
Achieve highest gamer rating
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve second-highest rating
Mouth-Breather
Achieve third-highest rating achievement
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
Consolation Prize
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
100,000aire!
Earn $100000 lifetime
500,000aire!
Earn $500000 lifetime
1,000,000aire!
Earn $1000000 lifetime
Film in Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC)
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC)
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC)
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC)
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
Great Crowd
Laugh at a an easy joke