BASTION
Defeated a Megatitan
PROTECTOR
Destroyed a Leviathan
DEFENDER
Destroyed a Gargantuan
STALWART
Destroyed a Behemoth
SLAYER
Destroyed the Ultratitan!
EARTH COMPLETE
Completed the Earth missions
MOON COMPLETE
Completed the Moon missions
MARS COMPLETE
Completed the Mars missions
SATURN COMPLETE
Completed the Saturn missions
TITAN COMPLETE
Completed the Titan missions
PERFECT GAME
Completed all missions at maximum difficulty
PERFECT WORLD
Completed whole world at maximum difficulty
CARELESS
Lost 10 buildings to the enemy
RASH
Lost 25 buildings to the enemy
RECKLESS
Lost 50 buildings to the enemy
NEGLIGENT
Lost 100 buildings to the enemy
VANQUISHED 100
Vanquished 100 Titans
VANQUISHED 250
Vanquished 250 Titans
VANQUISHED 500
Vanquished 500 Titans
VANQUISHED 1000
Vanquished 1,000 Titans
VANQUISHED 2500
Vanquished 2,500 Titans
VANQUISHED 5000
Vanquished 5,000 Titans
VANQUISHED 10000
Vanquished 10,000 Titans
CRUSHER
Crushed 25 Titans under new buildings
SQUISHER
Squished 50 Titans under new buildings
DIMENSIONAL TRANSGIDRIFIER
Turned 100 3-D Titans into 2-D Titans
SIZZLE SIZZLE
Fried 100 Titans with the Capacitor
SAUSAGES AND BACON
Fried 250 Titans with the Capacitor
KRISPY KREME
Fried 500 Titans with the Capacitor
DEATH FROM THE SKIES
Nuked 50 Titans from orbit
BRINGER OF THE APOCALYPSE
Nuked 100 Titans from orbit
AUTHOR OF ARMAGEDDON
Nuked 250 Titans from orbit
BOOM!
Blew up 100 Titans using explosives
KABOOM!
Blew up 250 Titans using explosives
BLAM!
Blew up 500 Titans using explosives
OFFENSIVE CAPABILITY
Researched all weapons
DEFENSIVE CAPABILITY
Researched all defenses
SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET
Researched all turret upgrades
DANGEROUS NUTTER
Researched all explosive tech
ROBOT WANTS KITTY
Researched the droid factory
PROPELLERHEAD
Researched all science and technology
A PROBLEM FOR OUR GRANDCHILDREN
Researched nuclear reactors
DEVIOUS
Researched the decoy tower
ENCYCLOPAEDIC
Researched everything
TAPE AND STRING
Base held together with tape and string at end of mission
PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE
Giant Titan killed within a few metres of the base
SKIN OF YOUR TEETH
Lost 90% of your buildings to the enemy
AWESOME
Fully upgraded a turret
SHORT TEMPERED
Used bezerk powerup 5 times
THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
Nuked the site from orbit 5 times
TOILET BREAK
Used the freeze powerup 5 times
MR. FIX IT
Repaired your buildings 5 times
BATFINK
Used the shield powerup 5 times
THRIFTY
Made $5,000 profit from one mission
TIGHT FISTED
Made $10,000 profit from one mission
SHORT ARMS DEEP POCKETS
Made $15,000 profit from one mission
HOARDED $5000
Got $5,000 in the bank
HOARDED $10000
Got $10,000 in the bank
HOARDED $25000
Got $25,000 in the bank
HOARDED $50000
Got $50,000 in the bank
WARRANT OFFICER
New rank: warrant Officer
SECOND LIEUTENANT
New rank: second lieutenant
LIEUTENANT
New rank: lieutenant
CAPTAIN
New rank: captain
MAJOR
New rank: major
LIEUTENANT COLONEL
New rank: lieutenant colonel
COLONEL
New rank: colonel
BRIGADIER
New rank: brigadier
MAJOR GENERAL
New rank: major general
LIEUTENANT GENERAL
New rank: lieutenant general
GENERAL
New rank: general
FIELD MARSHAL
New rank: field marshal
DISAPPOINTING PRESENTS
UNDERCOOKED TURKEY
NO-ONE LIKES XMAS PUDDING
SPROUT FLATULENCE
