You Win or You Die
Win a stage.
Right to an Unfair Trial
Complete Trial 1.
Trial & Error
Complete Trial 2.
Trial By Fire
Complete Trial 3.
Freedom Isn't Free
Complete the game.
Judgment Day
Complete Judgment Mode.
Live Action
Complete Action Mode.
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
Complete a Daily Challenge.
Seven Deadly Wins
Play 7 different Daily Challenges.
Punching Above Your Weight
Kill an enemy.
Sucker Punch
Cause an enemy to hit another enemy.
One-Two Combo
Cause an enemy to get hit by 2 enemies in a single turn.
Friendly Fire
Cause 15 enemies to kill other enemies.
Johnny Smash
Cause an enemy to break a rock.
Ticked Off
Kill a Hatchery before it can spawn any Ticks.
Matador
Dodge a Redhorn charge and have it kill another monster.
Needle in a Slay-stack
Get a Kappa to kill 2 characters with a single attack.
Kappa Kebab
Get one Kappa to impale another.
Die Guard
Kill a goalie.
Die Guard 2: Die Guarder
Kill every goalie in a single trial.
Die Guard with a Vengeance
Kill every goalie in the game.
Mean Green Mother from Outer Space
Get a Maw to kill another enemy.
Mawbreaker
Push a Rooted Maw.
Brutolicked
Kill a Brutolith.
Judge Death
Defeat The Judgment.
Long Distance Ball
Shoot the ball to the finish line, then score a touchdown before it gets picked up.
Narrow Escape
Have a player survive a stage after being surrounded by 4 monsters.
Bloodsport
Win a stage with no enemies left on the field.
Clean Hands
Win a stage without any enemies dying.
Pacifist
Win a stage without any enemies taking damage.
Dino-floor
Kill a Snaptor or a Redhorn using a Spike Trap.
Trap Clap
Kill 3 enemies using Spike Traps in a single stage.
Great Balls of Fire
Deal 5 damage or more using a single ball shot.
Meacharound
Get the ball back after it's been taken by an enemy, then score a touchdown.
Walled-In
Trap a monster with rocks.
Boomerang Goes the Dynamite
Kill an enemy 3 tiles away with the ball and have it rebound back to your hand.
Triple Kill
Kill 3 enemies with a single attack.
Move is in the Heart
Move 4 tiles in a turn with a single player.
Long Shot Kick the Bucket
Kill a goalie with the ball from the opposite end of the field.
Hot Potato
Pass the ball between players on every turn and win the stage.
Unscathed Escape
Complete the game without losing any players.
Star Player
Score S rank on a stage.
Hattrick
Score S rank in 3 consecutive stages.
Uptown Top Ranking
Score S rank on every stage.
Lone Wolf
Enter the final stage with only one player alive and win.
Against All Mods
Complete the game using every difficult ball modifier.
Can't Touch This
Make a touchdown on every stage.
Par For the Course
Finish every stage within par.
Godspeed
Beat the speed bonus target on every stage.
Diamonds in the Rough
Collect all gems on every stage.
The Winner Takes It All
Get a final score of 50,000 points or more.
Perk in Progress
Unlock a Level 1 Perk.
Perkin' 9 to 5
Unlock a Level 2 Perk.
Perk of Art
Unlock a Level 3 Perk.
My Perk Here is Done
Upgrade both players' Perks to tier 3 or higher.
My Body is a Temple
Fully upgrade a player.
Hot Recruit
Recruit a new player.
Team of Theseus
Complete the game using an entirely different team to the one you started with.
Conservation of Energy
Complete the game without purchasing any Stamina upgrades.
Weak Solution
Complete the game without purchasing any Strength upgrades.
Bare Necessities
Complete the game without purchasing any upgrades.
Team Building Exercise
Unlock a new team.
Team Powered
Complete the game with an unlocked team.
Team Fortress
Complete the game with every team.
Team Work Makes the Dream Work
Pass the ball 50 times.
In Recovery
Rest 500 times.
Ouchtown, Population You
Kill 100 enemies.
Rokoban
Push rocks 20 times.
Block Party
Block 10 enemies from spawning.
Gold Comfort
Collect 10,000 gold.
Bling Bling
Collect 100 gems.
The A-Team
Score A rank (or higher) 100 times.
I Would Walk 500 Tiles
Move 500 times.
And I Would Walk 500 More
Move 1,000 times.
Exodus
Lead 20 prisoners to freedom.
Very Rice
Score 209 touchdowns.
Fifty Stages of Graves
Win 50 stages.
The 5 Ds of Deathball
Win 5 games.
Extinction Event
Complete a Daily Challenge during any seasonal special event.
Own Goal
Score a touchdown during the monsters' turn.
Hail Mary
Pass the ball from one corner of the field to the other (towards the goal).
Lightning Slow
Win a stage after the entire field has filled with lightning.
Blood Flood
Cover more than 3 quarters of the field with blood.
The Winner Takes Even More
Get a final score of 75,000 points or more.