That didn't age well
Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial
Reap what you sow
Now you're getting the hang of it!
Don't be suspicious!!!
Give Stubbs a hand!
Rock and Parole
Do it for the meme!
Next Time Bring a Map
We know what you did.
Dawn of the Dead
So many deals!
Unprotected whoopie!
You look good in those genes.
I make a PP
Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine
Army of Darkness
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor bullets, nor brains
Does this look infected?
Eh, shake it off
Meeting with Death
Clear your calendar.
Hands-on parenting
Bon apetit
Un-Re-Animated
You're a zombie that died.
Should've hid in a fridge
Get killed by an airstrike
Car-Daver
Get run over by a vehicle
Cletus Defeatus
Sooey! Feedin' time!
DIE WYE DIE!
Mahlzeit
Sausage Fest
Load a jeep up with the squad
We got a twitcher!
We got a twitcher!
Bust a Gut
Trigger a gut grenade in mid-air
Crypt-O-Currency
Eat 2005 brains
Dirt Cheap
10 Sod-O-Mobile kills
Plowed Up
5 Tractor Kills
Tanks for the Memories
10 Tank kills
Obsessive Possessor
Possess each type of enemy once
The Spleen
Stun 10 enemies with your Unholy Flatulence
Strike!
10 kills with a single Sputum Head
Bahhh-Barian
You shouldn't pet the sheep
Fast Zombies
Beat the game in under two hours
It's a real groaner!
100% the dance battle. We thought that was impossible.
The First Law of Robotics
Get killed by a robot
1 easy payment of…
It's been 15 years. You ate your first brain. Was it worth it?
360-No-Brains
Land a jump tackle
Stubbs Otaku!
Your friends all just read that achievement title. You need help.
Six Seasons and a Movie
Demand a sequel.