I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Discover the secret crack den.
No Way Trailer Home
Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
We still ain't got no budget!
Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
One Side, Gramps
Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Breezy, not sleezy
Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Holocaust: Part Trois
Reunite with an old enemy, again.
4 can play that game!
Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
Look ma, I'm a HOBO!
Construct your homeless beggar sign.
And remember, respect is everything!
Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Mean Kitty
As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
Lynched
Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Lame of Thrones
Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.
Yippee Ki-Yay
Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Scooter Tutor
Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Highscore, what does that mean?
Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
Dude Vinci Code
Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
One of Uwe's Best
Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).
Still playing with dolls!
Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.
Roadhouse
Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.
Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This
Complete the game with no kills.
Don't forget to wash your hands!
Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
PISSASSO
Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Can we fix it? No we can't!
Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.