The Brigand
Beat the game
The Badass
Beat the game on Badass difficulty
The Perfectionist
Beat the game with 10/10 story points
The Cokehead
Beat the game in 30 game days or less
Hide of Steel
Upgrade the main character's Vitality to 50
Master Discipline
Upgrade the main character's Willpower to 50
Double Time
Upgrade the main character's Agility to 50
He Must Be Juicing
Upgrade the main character's Strength to 50
Hidden and Dangerous
Upgrade the main character's Stealth to 50
Aqualung
Upgrade the main character's Survival to 50
One Charming-Ass Pig
Upgrade the main character's Charisma to 50
Jesse James
Upgrade the main character's Pistols to 50
Simo Häyhä
Upgrade the main character's Rifles to 50
Hawkeye Pierce
Upgrade the main character's Medicine to 50
Eye of Newt
Upgrade the main character's Chemistry to 50
Slingblade
Upgrade the main character's Hardware to 50
We're In
Upgrade the main character's Software to 50
Who Do?
Upgrade the main character's Voodoo to 50
Money Maker
Save 200 jink
Nouveau Riche
Save 1000 jink
The Posse is Here
Have 3 characters on your team
Born Leader
Have 4 characters on your team
Zac is Down
Kill Zac
Early Retirement
Kill Ricardo
Bobicide
Kill Uncle Bob
86 This
Kill the Bartender
Slender's Ender
Kill Slender
Taking Out the Freak
Kill Stinkeye
Who's Laughing Now?
Kill Tio
The Lady Killer
Kill Carmen
Ding Dong, the Priest is Dead
Kill McVannon
Big Game Exterminator
Kill 5 Isopod Demons
Dog's Worst Friend
Kill 10 hounds (congratulations)
Disarmament
Disarm Ozee's H-Bomb
Custodial Services
Flush 3 dirty toilets
Shiny Things
Sell 5 pearls to Ramirez
Buried Things
Dig 5 holes with the shovel
I Wish I Was a Catfish
Catch 10 fish with your bare hands
House Cleaner
Clean house at all 3 gamblers in Oaxaca
Singing to the Ocean
Make it to the coast in Oaxaca
The Wirehead
Install a Neural Network
Targets Must Die
Destroy 10 targets
Snooping Around
Open McVannon's safe
I am a Robot
Take direct control of an android
Demon Hunter
Kill 25 demons of any kind
Mahatma-Esque
Bring peace between UBNS and Eleggua
Street Life
Gain access to the city of Pochutla
Friend of the Subz
Rescue Lilly in the Scumlands
Guardian of Pochutla
Help Eleggua Tribe defend Pochutla
Conqueror of Pochutla
Help UBNS conquer Pochutla
Bomb Sniffer
Deal with the bomb threat on the Flying Squirrel
Loa Lover
Sacrifice items to all 5 loa
Born Sandsucker
Reach 40% FSP respect defending Fort Darien
Comm Nerd
Learn all 4 comm frequencies
Good Times
What did you get? You got laid
Kino
Sell 10 pearls to Echo
Pirate King
Beat Brigand: Panama
Pirate Badass
Beat Panama with the max score
Quiz Master
Beat Trivia Night at the Mosquito Net twice
Midnight Toker
Make a pipe and smoke it, too
End Simulation
Activate the Silver Iris
Re-Murdered
Kill Mabel
The Other Side
Kill Cherub
Loa Extinguisher
Complete the Fire Loa objective
Hooker's Redemption
Complete the River Spirits objective
Holding it Down
Beat the Fortress challenge map
Shoot the Coop
Kill Mr. Cooper
The Castaway
Beat the Squirrel challenge map
Brigand Nightmare
Beat the Nightmare DLC
Ultimate Nightmare
Beat the Nightmare DLC with 10/10 story points
Creeping Out
Kill the Creeper in Nightmare or Battles DLC
Counter-Assault
Take Loma Larga back from Kalfu in Battles DLC
Run Through the Jungle
Escape the jungle in Battles DLC (and don't look back to see)
Save Junkfort
Defeat the invading Ronin in Battles DLC
Chief of Security
Defend at least 4 of Echo's brew tanks in Battles DLC
Mabel's Ascension
Help Mabel's ascension in Battles DLC
Texas Whiteout
Transmit neuro map in Battles DLC