High Five Me Again, Yeah
You high fived the arm one too many times.
We Don't Go There
You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
Kvlt Grooves
You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
Notavirus.exe
You installed a virus in IT.
Carpal Tunnel Revenue
You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
Down in the Dungeon
You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
High Fidelity
You collected all the audio tapes.
Toast My Buns
You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
Quak Me Hard
You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
Oh My What Long Arms You Have
You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
Succulent Space Odyseey
You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
Keeps Me Company
You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
Dope
You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
Qualified IT Consultant
You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
There's No Place Like Wall
You talked to the Man in the Wall.
Crowd Pleaser
You learned some sweet dance moves.
F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M
You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
Koniec
You completed Paradigm. Dope.