
Because video games
Break 100 crates

Make an entrance
Jump through 10 windows

Three birds, one explosion
Kill at least 3 enemies with one explosion

Mumbo Combo
Get a 10x combo

Comb-o-ver
Get a 20x combo

Ah, Combon now!
Get a 50x combo

Well done
Kick a frying pan in to the face of an enemy

Sk8, don't h8
Kick a skateboard in to the face of an enemy

Think fast
Kick a Gas Canister in to the face of an enemy

Knife to meat you
Stick a knife in to an enemy

Flying pan
Kill enemy by ricocheting bullet off frying pan

Jester
Juggle basketball 10 times without it touching anything

Barrely saw it coming
Kill an enemy using a barrel

Table service
Flip 10 tables

Shamona
Dodge 1000 bullets

Yes you can
Kick enemies 100 times

They probably deserved it
Kill 500 enemies

Murderous tendencies
Kill 1000 enemies

Questionable moral
Kill 2000 enemies

Gold star for you
Get an S-rating

Wow
Get S-rating on 10 levels

Brush your shoulders off
Get S-rating on 25 levels

S for Sensei
Get S-rating on all levels

Numb fingers
Complete a level without firing a weapon

One for the road
Finish chapter "Old Town"

Leap of faith
Finish chapter "District Null"

What just happened?
Finish chapter "Pedro's World"

Train of thought
Finish chapter "The Sewer"

Connection lost
Finish chapter "The Internet"

Face the truth
Finish the game
