The Men Who Stare at Goats
Horns
Ram 25 opponents to death.
Nail'd
Nail 50 opponents with the Piercer.
Van Helsing
Impale 50 opponents with the Impaler.
Jack the Ripper
Slice 50 opponents with the Ripper.
It's not rocket science
Explode 50 opponents with the Missile Launcher.
A gentle push
Send flying 50 opponents with the FusRoBeh.
I've Got You In My Sight
Snipe 50 opponents with the LightGun.
Billiard Hero
Detonate 50 opponents with the Grenade Launcher.
Medium-Rare, Please
Cook 50 opponents with the Roaster.
Goat Game
Kill 101 opponents.
Off With Her Head!
Kill 50 opponents with Headshots.
Sniper Goat
Kill 500 opponents with Headshots.
Apocalypse Goat
Kill 250 opponents with Explosions.
This is SPARTA
Push 50 opponents off a ledge.
Goatdivers
Ragequit Material
Are You Not Entertained?
Win 50 Free For All matches.
Gunslinger
Win 50 Gun matches.
King of the Hill
Win 50 FusRoArena matches.
Broforce
Win 100 Team Deathmatches.
Goat for Life!
Win 340 matches in any mode.
Cute and Deadly
Kill 10 opponents in a row without dying.
Gore-Splattered Devil
Kill 25 opponents in a row without dying.
Goatnado Maniac
Kill 25 opponents with the Zero-G Saws. (Alternative fire)
Miley Cygoat
Bleat 100 times. (In this game)
Pole in the Hole
Also goats have their special place.
Ram and Pull
Ram an opponent and kill him midair.
Stealth as a Goat
"Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move."
Goatiano Ronaldo
Hit an opponent 5 times with Ram or FusRoBeh without making it touch the ground.
Goatshank Redemption
Yes, we developers make achievements for you, bug-seeking goats.