He's going
Beat "I thought I was out..." in 30 seconds
Pop goes the Cherry
Kill an enemy
Beat Game
Obligatory Beat Achievement
The Distance
Beat "Best Served Cold" in 60 seconds
He's going for
Beat "Who's Next" in 180 seconds
Speed
Beat "Tip of the Iceberg" in 45 seconds
He's all
Beat "Breaking New Ground" in 75 seconds
Alone
Beat "Bringing Down the House" in 120 seconds
All alone
Beat "Special Delivery" in 90 seconds
In his
Beat "Smoke on the Water" in 150 seconds
Time of
Beat "Fire in the Sky" in 120 seconds
Need
Beat "The Death of a Behemoth" in 75 seconds
Heating up
Kill 50 enemies
He's on fire!
Kill 200 enemies
STFU
Use the noise maker 20 times
Shhhhhhh.........
Take down one enemy
Interactive Madness
Take down 10 enemies
All about the back door
Take down 100 enemies
Like a bitch
Die in cover
Hiding something?
Use 1 ECM
Call tech support
Use 50 ECMs
No one can hide from my sight
Get spotted by 20 cameras
Cleanup aisle 2
Blow up 10 enemies
Well that's just excessive
Blow up 100 enemies
Don't get cocky
Cock gun 1 time
Immediate Gratification
Out of the Steam backlog
Gratuitous Cocking
Cock gun 50 times
Some dirty joke
Cock gun 100 times
PANDAMONIUM!!!
PANDAMONIUM!!!
Become Average
Don'ts be squealin' 'bouts my boozin!