
Fight the Future
Won a six-player match in the Ascendancy Wars

For Humanity!
Won the Ascendancy Wars for the Post-Humans

Real Ultimate Power
Won a match by destroying all opposition

Total Conversion
Won a match on victory points

This World is Mine
Won a skirmish game as the Post-Humans

No Further, Expansionist Pig-Dogs
Won a skirmish game as the Substrate

Come Get Some
Won a skirmish against unfair teams

Alas, Poor (Space) Yorick
Win a match after a teammate has lost. Thanks a bunch, pal.

Band of Tactically Compatible Networked Intelligences
Stomped the comp with human teammates

My Kingdom For A Suitably Entangled Set of Subatomic Particles
Lost a skirmish game

Don't Hurt Me
Joined a ranked match

Good Sport
Stuck around to the bitter end in a multiplayer loss

Seeing Stars
Reached rank 5 in ranked multiplayer

The Final Countdown
Reached Legendary status in multiplayer. #respect

Mo' Metal, Mo' Problems
Didn't even sweat wasting 3,000 metal in a single match

Fitter. Happier. More Productive
Won a match without wasting a single resource

Paranoid Android
Won a 3+ player free-for-all game as Substrate

Infinitely Improbable
Won a game after your Nexus was dealt critical damage

A Quality All Its Own
Fielded 1,000 Logistics worth of units

There Are Many Like It, But This One Is Mine
Reached level 5 with a Dreadnought

Probably Send These At The Other Guy's Nexus
Fielded 30 units of bombers at once

A Little Help Down Here?
Called in orbital support

Total Recall
Reached level 10 in any global upgrade

Not Too Proud
Won a skirmish with a handicap

Basically Like Worf And Chewbacca Fighting Back To Back
Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with a fellow human fighting at your side

Master of the Singularity
Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with no human help

Hell from Above
Completed the first Imminent Crisis mission

This Splinter is No Master
Complete the third Imminent Crisis mission

Brainwhale!
Completed the fourth Imminent Crisis mission

Artillery! Artillery! Uber Alles
Completed the fifth Imminent Crisis mission

My Constructs Blot Out the Sun
Completed the eighth Imminent Crisis mission

I Dread Very Little Indeed
Completed the ninth Imminent Crisis mission

She's Really Incurred My Wrath
Conquered Artorius

Wait, Don't They Eat People There?
Completed the final Imminent Crisis mission

Can I Play Now, Daddy?
Completed the Tutorial

Beat The Turinium Test
Conquered Roceda

All I Do is Win
Conquered Silgul

Strike Force Omega
Conquered Falnass

Big Brother
Watch a game as an Observer

Loot Crate
Completed the first Memories mission

Renegade Rumble
Completed the second Memories mission

Love and Hate
Completed the third Memories mission

Sword and shield
Completed the first Escalation mission

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!
Completed the second Escalation mission

Hitting it where it hurts
Completed the third Escalation mission

Harbinger of Doom
Completed the fourth Escalation mission

Six on one, sounds fair to me
Completed the fifth Escalation mission

Look at all of the wonderful toys
Completed the sixth Escalation mission

Divided and conquered
Completed the seventh Escalation mission

It's a mad, mad world
Completed the eigth Escalation mission

Biting the hand that fed you
Completed the ninth Escalation mission

It's new and improved!
Upgrade a building

Over ten thousand!
Own 10,000 metal

Glowing Green
Own 10,000 radioactives
