The Narrator is a DICK Achievements16 achievements
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Died 69 Times.
44.3%
Uncommon
Git Gud
You really need to git gud.
2.8%
Legendary
The Death of Giants
You've slain the Giant Tom.
21.7%
Rare
You Monster!
You killed an old lady.
49.0%
Uncommon
Why are you still here?
You... you can stop now...
19.1%
Rare
suh dude
Did drugs for the first (and last) time.
27.8%
Rare
First Blood
Died for the First time.
72.5%
Common
Off to a good start...
You've died 10 times.
68.8%
Common
HOW?!?
You beat the entire game without dying a single time.
1.8%
Legendary
Speed Freak!
You beat the game in under 30 minutes without restarting.
2.3%
Legendary
They're all repeats from here.
You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope we didn't damage your self esteem.
30.0%
Uncommon
That's Insane!
You beat the game in under 15 minutes without restarting.
1.9%
Legendary
Challenge Set A Cleared!
You cleared Challenge Set A! Keep it up!
2.5%
Legendary
Challenge Set B Cleared!
You cleared Challenge Set B! Don't stop now!
2.4%
Legendary
Challenge Set C Cleared!
You cleared Challenge Set C! NICE!
2.1%
Legendary
You're a Legend!
You cleared Challenge Set A, B, and C. You LEGEND!
2.1%
Legendary