NotCoD™ Achievements73 achievements
Not A Moron
Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.
33.7%
Uncommon
To War!
Complete Basic Training.
29.2%
Rare
Down And Dirty
Complete Mission 1.
27.2%
Rare
A Jolly Jaunt
Complete Mission 2.
20.4%
Rare
Who You Gonna Call?
Complete Mission 3.
16.4%
Rare
Clowning Around
Complete Mission 4.
15.2%
Rare
Ashes To Ashes
Complete Mission 5.
14.2%
Epic
God Is On Your Side...
Complete Mission 6.
12.1%
Epic
...Just Kidding! He’s Not
Complete Mission 7.
10.1%
Epic
Inner Demons
Complete Mission 8.
9.5%
Epic
Murder the Magnate
Complete Mission 9.
5.5%
Epic
Trench Foot
Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.
3.6%
Legendary
Master Of My Own Fete
Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.
3.4%
Legendary
A Ghost Of A Chance
Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.
3.2%
Legendary
Crashing The Castle
Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.
3.0%
Legendary
A Grave Mistake
Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.
3.0%
Legendary
Heil Mary, Full Of Grace
Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.
3.0%
Legendary
You're Locked In Here With Me!
Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.
3.0%
Legendary
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.
2.9%
Legendary
Ozymandias
Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.
2.9%
Legendary
To Be Continued...
Complete Call of Judy.
5.5%
Epic
Or Was It Judith?
Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.
2.9%
Legendary
Slayer Of Sponge
Destroy a totally innocent cake.
32.2%
Uncommon
Decturion
Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.
33.8%
Uncommon
Centurion.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.
28.8%
Rare
Milturion.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.
13.7%
Epic
Splash!
Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.
17.4%
Rare
KABOOM!
Blow up.
25.8%
Rare
Get Mounted
Complete your first mounted gun section.
26.4%
Rare
Hole Puncher
Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.
6.6%
Epic
Do You Know Who I Am?
Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.
24.7%
Rare
Baptised
Sponge. That. Sinner!
22.8%
Rare
Live Dangerously
Ride the Ferris Wheel.
22.1%
Rare
Useless Information...
Find your first piece of Intel.
9.7%
Epic
...Or Surprising Insights?
Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.
3.0%
Legendary
Ice Cold
Destroy every ice cream van.
3.7%
Legendary
Duck, Duck, Mousse
Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.
3.9%
Legendary
Lingerer
Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.
4.6%
Legendary
I Need No Announcement
Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.
3.7%
Legendary
Thus Spake Kenneth
Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.
4.0%
Legendary
He Shoots, He Scores!
Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.
4.0%
Legendary
The Gospel According To Murdoch
Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.
3.6%
Legendary
Silence Is Golden
Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.
3.2%
Legendary
Nothing To Hide
Investigate the Surveillance system.
8.3%
Epic
Piece Of Pie
Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum.
8.9%
Epic
Patience Of A Saint
Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.
6.8%
Epic
Sunday Schooling
Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.
3.3%
Legendary
A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced
Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.
4.0%
Legendary
We’ve Been Here Before…
Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.
4.8%
Legendary
PC Master Race
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.
28.8%
Rare
Pure-Bred Console Player
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.
6.6%
Epic
Oh Boy, A Friend!
Play split-screen.
3.9%
Legendary
Sorry, No Refunds
12.4%
Epic
Collateral Damage
2.9%
Legendary
Told You So
7.3%
Epic
Tomb Raider
4.9%
Legendary
The Church's Dirty Little Secret
9.8%
Epic
Future Shock One
2.8%
Legendary
These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies
2.9%
Legendary
What Is Dead May Never Die
7.4%
Epic
If You Want Something Done Right…
3.2%
Legendary
There But For The Grace Of God…
3.2%
Legendary
Joseph's Favourite Son
3.3%
Legendary
Feelin' Lucky, Punk?
3.2%
Legendary
Gazzer's Revenge
3.0%
Legendary
Open Wide
3.1%
Legendary
Offshore Account
2.9%
Legendary
Well I’ll Be Damned
2.8%
Legendary
0WN3D
5.7%
Epic
PWN3D
5.7%
Epic
The People's Republic Of NotGames
Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.
3.6%
Legendary
NotBad
Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.
6.0%
Epic
Doing What's Necessary
Put Denis Down.
3.0%
Legendary