Kaboom Kaboom
Make 10 Creatures Explode
While You're Down
Kill 10 Creatures While You Are Bleeding Out
You Murderer
Shoot 100 Creatures Dead
You Wont Like Me When Im Angry
Consume 5 Cans of Bulkify
Skidmarked
Get Shit On by Princess
Mama Said Knock You Out
Knockout 10 Creatures With a Melee Attack
Bite the Hand that Feeds You
Shoot the Farmer's Face to Make Him Talk 10 Times
Gas Guzzler
Drink at a WaterPump Until it Runs Dry
I'm Ambidextrous
Blow Off Both Your Arms With A Grenade
Needy Greedy
Defeat The First Mini Boss on Day 10
Royalty Killer
Defeat The First Big Boss Day 20
Watch The Show
Shoot a Body Part In The Air More Than 7 Times In a Row
Charcoal Crumbler
Crumble 10 Creatures After Electrocution
The Chunk Kicker
Kick a Body Part 50 Times
Acid Washed
Get Puked on By Princess
Where Credits Due
Watch The Credits All The Way Until The End
Graphics Whore
Change Your Graphics Settings from Main Menu
Blinded By The Light
Shine Your Flashlight in The Farmers Face
The Longest Yard
Throw A Grenade As High As You Can Using Milk
You Are The Champion
Beat The Game
You Have An Apt Pupil
Read The Keyboard Layout in Main Menu
Ride The Wave
Ride Princess For A Minute
Chicken On The Farm
Do Something That Is Cowardly
That's The Way The Boar Bounces
Bounce On A Running Boar
Become A Mile High Club Member
Climb To The Highest Location On The Farm
FrankenBoar's Monsters
Bring 10 Boars Back To Life In Single Player
I Will Swallow You Whole
Push 20 Whole Boars Into The Grinder
Always Sing Off Key
Make The Farmer Sing A Western
Birds Of A Feather
Make Everyone Wear The Same Hat In 4P
You Are Hardened
Defeat Day 30 On HardMode With 4 Players And No Cheats
Life After Death
Explore The Map In FreeRoam
The Mad Hatter
Collect 5 Golden Keys
Doctor Who
Get Revived By 10 Strangers And Survive The Day
It Was The Hindenburg
Shoot Down The Toxic Blimp
The Red Sun
Shoot 6 Red Sun Targets In One Session
Friended
Play With A Stranger For An Entire Round
Optional Achievement
Space Update : Honk Horn 5 Times
Optional Achievement
Space Update : Run Over An Astronaut
Optional Achievement
Space Update : Save 3 Space Flowers
Heirlooms
Examine 5 heirlooms from the tunnels, in great detail
Mr Green
Listen to the story of Mr. Green, and the 3 Skulls
FreeFall
Fall down a pit and live